The Chief Eunuch Becomes an Assistant to a Wealthy Mogul

[My ongoing novel, I Heard You're Good at Dating, is available now. Have a look, everyone!] The Palace Eunuch Becomes a Powerful Tycoon's Assistant Bai Yu worked as the chief eunuch in a quick transmigration System. He had served several emperors and was just one world away from going home when a bug sent him into a melodramatic harem novel, where he became the cannon-fodder stepbrother who died early. Bai Yu: "...Help! I only know how to be a eunuch. Where am I supposed to find another emperor?" The novel's charming protagonist was two-faced, and if Bai Yu didn't leave soon, he would be killed. After thinking it over, Bai Yu took all his traditional cultural skills and went to cling to the original novel's most powerful antagonist. He became the assistant to domineering CEO Shen Mingyu. Unfortunately, having been a eunuch for so long, he had developed some occupational habits. For example, he was always calling out, "President Shen is wise!" "President Shen is benevolent!" and "President Shen truly has the gift of prophecy!" He also insisted on personally serving Shen Mingyu outside of work hours. He greeted him every morning and, no matter how late it was, made him a nourishing bowl of traditional soup to help him sleep. He fussed over Shen Mingyu so much that he might as well have been warming his bed. Bai Yu: "My pay went up again. This is amazing!" He worked hard, with long legs and a round bottom, utterly unaware of Shen Mingyu's increasingly heated gaze from the corner of the room. Later, Bai Yu became an online sensation after playing the Guangling Melody at a banquet. When netizens dug into his background, they were amazed to discover that this beautiful assistant wasn't just skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, but was also an expert in traditional Chinese medicine and fortune-telling, as well as a rare inheritor of an intangible cultural heritage! Suitors crowded around him. The CEO's celebrity younger brother, a mixed-race heir to a conglomerate, and others fought over him every day. Bai Yu: "...Aren't you all supposed to like the charming protagonist?" Dealing with suitors was such a hassle. Bai Yu would rather massage President Shen's shoulders and legs. But Shen Mingyu cornered him against a wall. "I know you like me. I agree to be with you." Bai Yu looked around in confusion. "...Huh? Me???" #Can I still resign at this point?# Everyone thought the new assistant was an incredible bootlicker. But Shen Mingyu just shook his head, his voice firm and profound. "You don't understand. He's madly in love with me." A self-realizing, easily carried away CEO pursuer x A cheerful assistant receiver I Heard You're Good at Dating Dou Yin x Jiang Xiangyi An obsessive, teasing, long-haired beauty x A socially anxious, cool guy Jiang Xiangyi was Z University's former campus heartthrob and an electric guitarist. With his strikingly dramatic features and the cool, aloof face of a novel's male lead, he became an online sensation overnight from a single emotionally charged guitar video, gaining a million followers. Everyone thought that Yi Shen was a player who knew his way around romance and had dated countless people, changing partners more often than clothes. Only Jiang Xiangyi knew that he was extremely socially anxious. He'd never even held a girl's hand, and he blushed every time he finished a livestream. Then one day, the rival who had stolen his crown as campus heartthrob approached him. "Brother Yi... I heard you're good at dating?" "Could you teach me?" They were both men, but Dou Yin, the guy who had stolen his title, was stunningly androgynous, with long, ink-black hair, skin like jade, and captivating, lovesick eyes. Jiang Xiangyi snorted. "Pay me first. I won't take students for less than fifty thousand." The next second, five hundred thousand appeared in his account. Jiang Xiangyi: ...Damn. He thought Dou Yin would be the one to fall for him. He never expected to be the one who got thoroughly seduced. From going on dates to holding hands, Jiang Xiangyi felt Dou Yin's gaze on him grow more and more inscrutable. Soon, everyone thought they were together and even started calling Dou Yin "sis-in-law." Jiang Xiangyi himself was gradually starting to feel different, too. He was debating whether to end the lessons early when he accidentally found Dou Yin's secret account. [His waist is so soft, and so are his lips.] [I want to kiss him until he cries...] [The posts I made are working. Everyone thinks we're a couple.] ...Dou Yin's account belonged to the top donor who had been spending lavishly on him all along! From the top of the year rankings to Z University's confession wall and a livestream watched by thousands, Dou Yin had been yearning for that dazzling figure for years. Now that he'd finally won him, he looked at the man beside him and smiled. "What happened to that cold-hearted, cool guy?" He was really just a delicate little glutinous rice ball who blushed at the tips of his ears if you teased him a little. Theme: Preserving ancient culture and taking pride in one's work