I Can't Handle This Love Triangle [Book Transmigration]

Also known as: #IJustPassedTheImperialExamAndYoureTellingMeThisIsACultivationNovel?!#

Blurb One:

Luo Bei was born into an ancient world after transmigrating from another life. She disguised herself as a man, passed the imperial exams, and was on the verge of reaching the pinnacle of success when a late-arriving System told her she'd transmigrated into a cultivation novel from Qidian.

In the book, she was the Celestial Spirit Mountain master's illegitimate daughter in the mortal world. She was found at age five and brought back to the sect, where she was presented as a boy.

Because she was dull-witted and unruly, not long after her father died, the male lead, the senior disciple, expelled her from Celestial Spirit Mountain. She ended up homeless, living a miserable life.

As a child, Luo Bei was painfully thin and sallow-faced. In the original story, many people at Celestial Spirit Mountain disliked her.

But the Luo Bei of today was seventeen, beautiful and graceful, with red lips and pearly teeth, impossible to tell apart as male or female. She was well-versed in the classics, history, philosophy, and literature, as well as archery, horsemanship, calligraphy, and mathematics. Brilliant and talented, she stole many hearts at first sight.

System: "Host, now you need to make up for the childhood plot points you missed."

"Make your senior disciple kiss the top of your foot."

"Climb onto your second senior disciple's shoulders and make him give you a ride."

"Beat up your third senior disciple, pull down his pants, and leave a bite mark on his shoulder."

"Act out a scene where you and your fourth senior disciple play at being lovers. Then, say arrogantly, 'You're carrying my baby now, so from this day on, all your candy belongs to me!'"

Luo Bei: "..."

Just destroy the world. We scholars can't do things like that.

Blurb Two:

Because of a bug in the System, Luo Bei didn't get the transmigration novel script until seventeen years later. She thought nothing of reading it, but what she saw left her stunned.

Her academic rival, who sat the imperial exams alongside her, was going to become the greatest swordsman in the world?

The crown prince whose palm she'd smacked was the reincarnated Xuanqian Ancestor?

The political enemy she'd argued with countless times was a wisp of the Hengwu Mountain Immortal's divine consciousness?

Luo Bei silently wept as she read the missions to make up for the missing plot.

Her already miserable situation had just gotten a whole lot worse.

Reading guide:

The heroine is gorgeous and charming, with lots of male admirers. Expect a harem of admirers, romantic rivalries, and satisfying face-slapping.

Cover image is a free-to-use cover from BS.

[Screenshot taken on June 19, 2021]

Theme: Strong heroine