Master of Jujutsu Animals

[Minimal Blurb]

Five Gojo cats: My Two or Three Unmentionable Things with My Owner

Geto turns into a monkey: My Years as the Monkey King at the Zoo

Sukuna turns into a dog: My Miserable Diary of Being My Subordinate's Dog

Bonus chapter: The Shinjuku Showdown: Five Gojos vs. Sukuna (Key point: five!)

[Full Blurb]

Kambara Aiki (not Aifei) is an ordinary mortician who doesn't believe in ghosts or gods.

On her first day training a new hire, her career hit rock bottom. The customer she'd just prepared for burial leapt out of the coffin and chased them down, trying to kill them.

Luckily, a white-haired man wearing a blindfold who called himself a jujutsu sorcerer easily dealt with the customer, and they escaped with their lives.

After the crisis, Kambara Aiki awakened her cursed technique without even realizing it.

Cursed Technique: Random Mimicry.

It can turn humans or cursed spirits into other creatures, with the range and species chosen at random.

The technique can be activated either actively or passively.

Active: Requires physical contact with another person.

Passive: Automatically reflects attacks made with cursed energy.

From then on, her peaceful life was turned upside down. It seemed she'd gained the kind of fairytale-princess buff that made animals adore her.

Late one night on the street, a blue-eyed white cat suddenly flopped onto the ground and begged to be adopted with its big, watery blue eyes.

In broad daylight, a macaque appeared at her home and got into a fierce fight with the white cat.

On a business trip, an ostrich with a tiny head and a huge body, striding along on two long legs, chased her car without letting up.

On her way home, a humanoid monster blocked her path and demanded that she lift the curse on its companion. A moment later, though, it turned into a butterfly and flew away.

Kambara Aiki could only wonder: What on earth is going on?

Later, the white cat at home unexpectedly turned into the handsome, white-haired, blue-eyed man she'd once met. He winked at her and said in a lazy, sugary voice, "Good morning, Master."

Kambara Aiki: ...This world has finally gone crazy.

*

A new assistant teacher has joined Tokyo Jujutsu High. Apparently, Gojo-sensei personally invited her.

The assistant is beautiful and kindhearted, and on her very first day she gives the students a complete introductory experience package.

Okkotsu, a special grade sorcerer since his first year, is a little shy and lets his classmates have the first go. Then, to his amazement, he discovers that...

His taciturn classmate Inumaki has turned into a chatty talking parrot.

His incredibly strong classmate Maki has turned into a sleek leopard.

Even Panda, the special cursed corpse, keeps switching between the forms of a panda, a gorilla, and a Triceratops.

"Yuta."

Hearing a familiar voice, he turns around. After staring in disbelief, he screams, "Teacher! Rika... Rika turned into a human!!!"

Then he turns around and finds their teacher draped over the beautiful assistant's shoulder, laughing merrily.

The beautiful assistant smiles helplessly and casually ruffles the teacher's white hair.

Okkotsu is shocked: So we're part of your little game?

*

Later, during the Shibuya Incident, the modern era's strongest jujutsu sorcerer is sealed away, and Kambara Aiki charges into battle for love, taking on everyone in sight.

Looking at the cursed spirits on his side, now transformed into all sorts of animals and scampering everywhere, Brain-in-a-Vat offers a bitter smile.

Damn, how are we supposed to fight like this?

Reader's Guide:

1. The male lead is Gojo the cat.

2. A silly, character-tormenting story. OOC warning, and the setting is full of headcanons.

3. Geto is different from his canon counterpart. He doesn't defect or fall out with Gojo. The story will explain the details, so no spoilers here.

4. Information about the animals in this story comes from related documentaries, Baidu Baike, and educational videos.

Theme: Love can overcome separation and death