I Deliver Takeout in Konoha

[Blurb]

Because of the Third Shinobi World War, Ichiraku Ramen's revenue has plummeted. To boost sales, Ayame comes up with the idea of using the Flying Thunder God Technique to deliver takeout. When she tells the Yellow Flash about her plan, the future Fourth Hokage is stunned.

After two years of training, she finally masters the Flying Thunder God Technique. Ichiraku Ramen soon becomes a huge hit in Konoha, and at the same time attracts plenty of unwelcome guests.

White Zetsu: I really didn't steal the ramen. Believe me!

Ayame: Wipe the soup off your face before you say that.

White Zetsu: Hehe, you caught me.

Ayame: ...It wasn't hard to figure out.

Black Zetsu: Ichiraku Ramen? Hah, that's dog food. I won't eat it.

Ayame: Char siu or tonkotsu?

Black Zetsu: A large, extra-spicy Fire Release ramen. No cilantro.

Ayame: ...

When Obito learns that his two subordinates went undercover and got absolutely nowhere, he decides to go undercover himself!

Obito in his secret identity: I heard your shop is hiring. What do you think of me?

Ayame: What are your special skills?

Obito: I'm 180 centimeters tall, have abs, I'm incredibly strong, and I speak the dialects of all five great nations...

Before he can finish, a white-haired man working in the shop rushes over, puts an arm around Ayame's shoulder, and says, "Sorry, but she already has a boyfriend."

Obito, who only wanted to go undercover: ...

Ayame, who only wanted to hire someone: ...

What is wrong with this guy?

[A short, slice-of-life story]

[Reader's guide]

1. OOC warning. Contains many author-created details.

2. This story has a few crossovers with the author's completed novel, [How to Survive the Night of the Uchiha Clan's Downfall], but they won't affect your reading.

Theme: Food is more important than anything else.