Synopsis
"Feisty bottom x scheming top"
Lin Shuyi, the starting human player for ST, and Qin Shiye, the starting hunter for AXE, are famous rivals in the Identity V esports scene.
Their fans have spent years trading insults and calling each other out on Weibo.
Then, during the transfer period, a candid video of the two together suddenly goes viral.
In the video, a guy is holding a pair of briefs and yelping wildly, all teeth and claws, while the man opposite him looks down with a smile, as if coaxing him.
The next moment, the guy pulls a stack of red bills from his pocket and stuffs them into the man's waistband.
Then the video clearly captures him saying:
"God Qin, can we skip straight to the main course?"
The day's top searches on Weibo:
1. God Qin's size [Hot]
2. Briefs [Hot]
3. Lin Shuyi's appetite [Hot]
4. Qin-Shu ship [Hot]
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One slip, and it would haunt him forever.
To keep his reputation from going up in flames, Lin Shuyi has no choice but to let his mortal enemy wrap him around his little finger.
His nemesis tells him to go west, and he scrambles off on a pilgrimage to the Western Heaven.
His nemesis wants the stars in the sky, so he slurps down a Xi Zhi Lang jelly and turns into an astronaut.
His nemesis asks him to help take care of a certain physical need, so he lifts the bed curtain and crawls under the covers, saying, "Let's..."
Wait... take care of what?
Lin Shuyi's expression is three parts bewilderment, three parts vacant, three parts dawning realization, and one part complete blue screen as he cries out:
"Wait, aren't you straight?!"
His nemesis raises an eyebrow in disdain. "We're both guys. What's wrong with helping each other out? Besides, don't forget, you're wearing my..."
Lin Shuyi grabs his nemesis's little buddy and, face red, lowers his head and shouts, "Idiot, shut up!"
His nemesis, with his little guy still in Lin Shuyi's grasp, curls his lips. "Good boy."
What a fool. So easy to trick.
Coming soon next door: "Hey! Are You Even Playing the Game Properly?!"
[Short-tempered, stressed-out bottom x shameless, terrible-at-the-game top]
A prickly stress case needs a hopelessly bad player he can't get rid of as his regular teammate.
Bottom: My heart's beating so fast. Am I furious?
Top: (blows a kiss) Maybe you're falling for me.
How did a simple post-match in Identity V turn into "Hey! Don't go, okay? I won't stress you out anymore!"? Every night at 1:00 a.m., Jinjiang Literature City invites you to read "Hey! Are You Even Playing the Game Properly?!"
[Minors with stress issues should read with a parent or guardian.]
Plot idea noted on 2024.1.12
Esports setting: Identity V.
A few things to know before reading:
1. Updates are irregular. (If there are several days without an update, red-envelope compensation will be given.)
2. This is a fictional world, and the protagonist has a powerful plot armor.
3. The tournament details are complicated, with many different versions.
4. There are no real-life inspirations. Please do not associate the characters with any esports players. Thank you.
Premise: Love can overcome every obstacle.
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