[Honkai: Star Rail] Xianzhou Medicine, Kid

Seven hundred years ago, I volunteered for a transfer and became the chief strategist of the Divine Foresight Office.

On the Xianzhou Luofu, being a strategist is one of the most leisurely jobs around. Don't listen to the people at the Divination Commission and the Artisanship Commission saying that joining them guarantees you work for life. Come be a strategist at the Divine Foresight Office...

General, catch my final attempt to poach you.

Because I'm changing jobs :D.

I'm chasing my dream: becoming Xianzhou's number one alchemist!

After a boy calling himself the Galaxy Bat Hero conducted a thorough investigation, I was arrested at the Alchemy Commission.

My fellow inmate cried through the prison bars, addressing me as the Holy Son over and over.

Who are you?

The Cloud Knights on guard looked at me with complicated expressions, utterly disappointed.

What did I do? How would I know?

Oh, let's see what the charges are...

"Creating abominations of immortality," "Instigating military conflict."

So that's the kind of villain I am, huh? Good to know.

General, I'm in trouble, help me out...

"Granted, the age of a Long-Life Species isn't a useful point of comparison, but..." Jingliu measured herself against her waist.

"Are you sure you want to call a kid who's shorter than you 'big bro'?"

"Big Bro Kid, Big Bro Kid, all the other big brothers and sisters already have weapons you forged yourself. I want one too, sob."

"Let go."

In the end, after Cong Ling pestered him relentlessly, the genius craftsman made him a long saber named 'Just Wondering.'

"I was just wondering..."

"Shut up."

A few friendly reminders:

1. Jing Yuan pairing, wholesome romance, one-on-one. Click here for the Luofu general and his rotten little desk lamp (?);

2. Third-person narration, half comedy and half serious drama;

3. There will be some angst and some character deaths. Call it authorial license.

4. Very subjective and written to cater to personal tastes, not for lore scholars;

5. Updates follow the ranking schedule or every other day, tentatively at nine p.m.;

6. Blurb saved on 1.7.

Theme: The past can't be changed, but the future can still be pursued.