[Genshin Impact] Weren't You Supposed to Give Me Mistsplitter Reforged?

[Goofy comedy]

You are Light of Foliar Incision, destined for a world where Alhaitham lives.

May every Haige have a Light of Foliar Incision of their own. Amen.

Light of Foliar Incision is the signature weapon that Mihoyo designed for the Dendro male character Alhaitham.

He lives with a bunch of other weapons in the cracks between two worlds, watching players empty their wallets trying to guarantee them every day.

Whatever, Light of Foliar Incision doesn't care. He's Alhaitham's one and only fan, and he serves only Alhaitham.

One day, Light of Foliar Incision transmigrates...

A friendly reminder:

1. This story contains stereotypes, stale jokes, gibberish, sea creatures coming ashore, aggressive content, and more... Please don't read it while drinking.

2. I'll wave a white flag the instant anyone challenges me to PVP.

3. The protagonist is the anthropomorphized Light of Foliar Incision, with a career storyline of his own.

4. I'll write as much as I write. It might end abruptly.

5. Updates every other day after the story begins. I'll post a notice if I miss an update.

Theme: You have to find the meaning of life for yourself.