Jiang Ci is the school's most famous unattainable beauty. She has plenty of admirers, but she's so arrogant that she looks down on everyone equally.
One day, Xia Ying vented on the school forum:
[I'm a girl. If another girl takes care of me when I'm sick, hugs me when I'm sad, keeps me company when I'm lonely, and even holds me while I sleep when I'm drunk... Is there even the slightest chance that she likes me?]
Netizen: [The biggest delusion in life: thinking a straight girl likes me.]
[Straight girls who flirt with lesbians will get what's coming to them. She's no good!]
Xia Ying: [I must be too conceited, so I imagined it. Don't insult her. She's wonderful and perfect.]
Netizen: [Uh-huh, uh-huh. Straight girls who don't love you are perfect.]
[Another lovesick fool, completely swept off her feet by a straight girl~]
[As much as I feel for you, I have to ask: why are you saying this in a fan post about Jiang Ci?]
Xia Ying steeled herself and posted: [Because the person I'm talking about is Jiang Ci.]
Netizen: [...]
[Wake up. Stop dreaming. Jiang Ci would never treat anyone that well!]
[If Jiang Ci did all the things you listed, she'd be madly in love with you. But is that even possible?]
Xia Ying stared only at the words "madly in love with you," her face burning red.
Suddenly, a fair arm reached around from behind and encircled Xia Ying's waist. With a soft sigh, she said, "Finally figured it out?"
Theme: A beautiful life
