The Pig Boss Tames the Cold CEO

I'm writing it now, I'll probably post it around Sunday Copywriting: Shang Xiaoshuo is the most promising pig driver in Shiliba Village. Apart from not graduating from elementary school and speaking Mandarin, I have no shortcomings. That day he went to interview as a driver, and HR asked him what his specialties were. He sat upright and said: "Does pulling pigs count? Last time I pulled eighteen pigs, seven of them ran away halfway. I was stunned and chased them back one by one." HR laughed so hard that he hit the table and pushed him to the cold-blooded prince of the group on the spot. The boss's name is Lu Yuan, he is young and promising, and his daily hobby is to ignore people. When two people come together, it's called one - meeting an enemy in a low mountain and smelly water. Lu Yuan, who doesn't like to talk, is so angry that he spits out every day; Shang Xiaoshuo, who likes to talk, feels that the "mute boss" is really pitiful. Lu Yuan sat in the back seat and closed his eyes to relax: "I hope you understand that there should be a clear boundary between the boss and the driver." Shang Xiaoshuo glanced at the rearview mirror: "Boundary sense? Do you know what it means, but brother, you are not wearing your seat belt." Lu Yuan opened his eyes: "The sense of boundary is - don't always ask me whether I have eaten, whether I am cold or not, and whether you want to bring me breakfast." Shang Xiaoshuo looked aggrieved: "Isn't that what it should be? When I used to pull pigs, the pigs would hum when they were hungry." Lu Yuan was silent for three seconds: "... Are you comparing me to a pig?" Shang Xiaoshuo thought about it seriously: "What are you comparing it to? With a cow? I've also pulled a cow!" Lu Yuan: "..." Lu Yuan suffered from insomnia every night, but Shang Xiaoshuo slept soundly. I just kept muttering in my heart: This boss is a nice guy, but he always says some strange things. What does that mean? For example, on that day: Lu Yuan: "Do you understand the priority? Do the most important thing first." Shang Xiaoshuo nodded fiercely: "Understood! Today I refueled first and then washed the car. Refueling is more important than washing the car. It can't be driven without gas!" Lu Yuan: "..." Another example is that day: Lu Yuan: "Review today's work before leaving get off work." Shang Xiaoshuo was stunned: "Plate? What plate? CD or vegetable plate?" Lu Yuan: "..." Let's take another example of that day: Lu Yuan was completely devastated: "Are you thinking about pig feed?" Shang Xiaoshuo's eyes lit up: "How did you know that I had fed pigs?! Our company also raised them? Where are they?" Until that day, Lu Yuan had a fever, and Shang Xiaoshuo carried him to the hospital overnight, carrying him five floors in one breath. Lu Yuan hugged his neck in a daze, feeling so burned that he couldn't think clearly: "Shang Xiaoshuo, are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?" Shang Xiaoshuo scratched his head: "Brother, what are you talking about?" Lu Yuan suddenly smiled and spoke vaguely: "I said, you can be my wife." Shang Xiaoshuo: "Ah? Want to eat wife cakes? They are sold in the supermarket downstairs. Don't tell me, they are delicious, sweet and crispy. I made three of them in one go last time." Lu Yuan closed his eyes and thought: This life is in his hands. - Venomous Miss CEO X Xianyu Sober Assistant Love with three misaligned views, a disease that goes both ways, playing the piano to a cow the whole time, magic defeats magic, pure comedy, double cleansing Intention: To be a brave person