[Lord of the Mysteries/Touken Ranbu] Traveling Cat

Blurb One:

Wandering spirits need a place to belong, and weary travelers need a home.

The Fool has a thousand faces, but at his core, He is Himself.

"My Lord, welcome home."

Blurb Two:

The vengeful spirits of the Taisho era huddled beneath the Miracle Invoker's shadow, mechanically beating the swords in their hands.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. You'll be home soon."

The organization recruited a newcomer. Beneath his polite, calm exterior was an uncontrollable madness. Rumor had it that if you crossed him, he'd eat even your bones.

"Sherlock Moriarty, are you a detective or a criminal?"

"Want some spicy curry?"

"What a shame. I prefer pasties and sweet iced tea." The young man, who always wore a half-high silk top hat, shrugged with regret.

"Hey! That hurt!" The Six Eyes, having been tapped on the head, bared his teeth and waved his arms threateningly.

"Keep staring at me and you might go mad." The deity, whose face was hidden by gray mist, seemed a little helpless. "Tell me, what trouble have you run into?"

A chubby calico cat was baring its teeth at a black cat.

The tea-haired young man looked puzzled. "Nya-go Sensei?"

Content warnings:

1. Irregular updates.

2. No CP.

3. I started writing this for Klein. He's really been through so much... I'll do my best to portray the Klein I imagine. If you don't like my writing, please go easy on me, sob sob.

4. This is probably a story about Klein in other worlds. He'll first meet some swords, then go to different worlds to carry out missions. The worlds mentioned in the blurb are ones I'd like to write about, but I may not get to them, and the story may not be the same either (yes, I'm making promises I might not keep).

Theme: Praise the Fool