After Being Haunted by a Love-Brained Fool, I Failed to Destroy the World [Quick Transmigration]

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*Gong's perspective

Wu Yu is forcibly bound to a World-Destroying System. After destroying several worlds in a row, he gets entangled in a soul-binding spell by a hopeless romantic.

From then on, he can only live a damnable life sharing every sensation with the hopeless romantic, with their lives and deaths tied together.

In a cultivation world, the villain sacrifices all living beings to save his lover.

After the sacrificial array activates, the hopeless romantic stands in its center and, before everyone's eyes, pours out his longing for him: Senior Brother said I could see you here. Senior Brother really didn't lie to me!

Wu Yu endures the agony of his soul being torn apart and, pale-faced, wrecks the formation.

Yet the culprit only whines and coos at him, saying his whole body hurts.

Wu Yu, struck by the formation's backlash: What gives you the right to complain about pain?

In the apocalypse, the villain spreads a virus in a bid to rule the world. The protagonists work hard to develop an antidote, but just before it is destroyed, Wu Yu comes down with a high fever, the first sign of turning into a zombie.

He turns around and sees the hopeless romantic clutching his forehead pitifully: Even if I turn into a zombie, I'll still love you. Don't hate me.

Wu Yu hurries to cure the hopeless romantic before destroying the antidote.

Unexpectedly, the hopeless romantic's blood turns out to be the cure.

Wu Yu has no choice but to capture the protagonists, lock them up, and toss them their lost research notes: Well, time to start over.

In a beastfolk world, the villain's miserable childhood leaves him hating female beastfolk. He hunts them down to the last one, causing a severe gender imbalance and bringing beastfolk to the brink of extinction.

As he shoves the last female beastfolk onto the execution platform, tears blur Wu Yu's face.

On the platform, the hopeless romantic weeps prettily and gazes at him with adoration: Don't let anyone else cut off my head. Even if I have to die, I want to die at your hands.

Wu Yu's face goes blank. He personally unties the hopeless romantic, who repays his kindness by throwing a fit and demanding to bear his children.

Wu Yu: You want to give me an heir? Dream on!

Later, watching the hopeless romantic's belly grow rounder by the day, Wu Yu can't for the life of him figure out how the baby was conceived. And then the hopeless romantic gives birth to hundreds more!

In a merfolk world, humans are like ants before the fierce, warlike merfolk. Only the merfolk's dwindling population has kept humans from bullying them at will.

To start a revolution, they first have to encourage procreation.

When he meets the hopeless romantic again, Wu Yu grabs him by the neck and slams him onto the bed, making him whimper without pause.

Wu Yu: Aren't you the one who loves having babies? I'll let you out of bed when you've given me ten thousand merfolk babies.

*Shou's perspective

Su Jingyun accidentally binds himself to a World-Saving System, but Wu Yu's interference makes him fail every mission.

System: Host, let's try a different strategy. According to our research, Wu Yu is a poor little thing. If you make him feel warmth and love, maybe he won't want to destroy the world!

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Blurb:

Xiao Anyan transmigrates into a novel about a scumbag gong and a masochistic shou, becoming the scumbag gong's frail, sickly white moonlight.

In the book, the white moonlight breaks up with the scumbag gong for the sake of his career. Years later, he returns to the country in a sorry state and discovers that the scumbag gong has a substitute masochistic shou by his side.

In an attempt to win the scumbag gong back, the white moonlight does every bad thing imaginable and becomes universally hated, helping the scumbag gong and the masochistic shou's relationship develop.

Penniless and with no intention of meddling in the main couple's relationship, he starts livestreaming, but hardly anyone watches.

One night, he takes on a challenge from a fan to explore a haunted cemetery.

He circles the cemetery without finding any ghosts. Just as he's about to head home, he spots a schoolboy suspended in midair by a mass of dark ghostly energy, reaching out to him for help.

With a single move, he beats the evil spirit until its soul scatters.

His livestream, which had only five viewers, suddenly draws tens of thousands.

[This has to be a scripted stunt arranged in advance.]

[But... these special effects are way too realistic. Even a ghost movie with a million-dollar budget doesn't have effects like this!]

[Holy crap, this is a real ghost-exorcism scene! The streamer is using the long-lost Taoist Lingxi Finger! My master at the temple taught us about it!]

After that, the livestream fills with curious viewers and Taoist priests.

As his popularity rises, Xiao Anyan is invited to appear on a supernatural variety show. All the guests are popular celebrities, and they completely ignore him, thinking he's a fraud.

Even the first comments say:

[Isn't that President Fu's ruthless white moonlight? Why did the show invite him?]

[Strong bro really thinks he's a powerful Taoist priest.]

[Show producers, stop pointing the camera at White Lotus Xiao. Nobody wants to watch him!]

Halfway through the broadcast, the comments do a complete 180:

[Guests, get behind Brother Xiao! There's no ghost he can't beat.]

[That move was so cool, honey! Teach this beginner Taoist priest how to do it.]

[Heads up: None of this is special effects! Whether it's the bride forced into a substitute marriage and mutilated into a human pig, or the decapitated baby boy, they're real! The show finally got its act together and found real supernatural phenomena!]

Shou's perspective:

Cheng Yao has yin-yang eyes, which attract evil spirits wherever he goes.

He has always known his older brother has a white moonlight.

He heard that his brother's white moonlight returned to the country and schemed against the substitute to win his brother back. He despised him utterly.

One day, he encounters an evil spirit in a cemetery and is saved by a handsome Taoist priest. From then on, his whole heart belongs to his savior.

On the day he is invited to join a supernatural show, he sees his savior again, but freezes when he hears the man's name.

Xiao Anyan. That name sounds familiar...

Isn't that his brother's white moonlight!

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New novel: Playing a Scumbag Who Takes the Sweet Romance Route [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb:

The model young man Ji Shimo is bound to an Angsty Romance System. He has to enter stories about scumbag gongs and masochistic shous, abuse the shou protagonists, and collect angst points.

Seeing that the shou protagonists in every world look just like the person he has a crush on, he says: With that face, I really can't bring myself to do it.

The System threatens to die, barely forcing Ji Shimo to overcome his reluctance.

Little does it know that once they enter the mission worlds, its Host will teach it exactly what people mean when they say a man's words are lies.

[World One: Spoiled Young Master X Disabled Fiance]

Everyone knows Young Master Ji is a spoiled playboy. He's just as famous for despising his disabled fiance.

He has maliciously called his fiance's broken leg ugly and terrifying. He's even pushed him off the second floor to escape their engagement, making his broken leg worse and fracturing his arm.

When Ji Shimo enters this body, his fiance is kneeling in a private room, his shirt soaked in alcohol and clinging to his figure. Someone is shouting that they should pull off his fiance's pants and take a look at his crippled legs.

He pulls the man into his arms and kisses those broken legs again and again, his eyes full of desire. "You are a treasure bestowed upon me by heaven."

[World Two: Brutal Ghost King X Offering with Yin-Yang Eyes]

Ghost King Ji is cruel and violent. Every Ghost Festival, the villagers must offer him a sacrifice to prove their loyalty. The more he favors a sacrifice, the more horrific their fate.

This time, the sacrifice is someone born mute with yin-yang eyes, just his type.

He once tossed the sacrifice into a cave teeming with evil spirits, driving him insane with fear. He also severed every tendon and bone in the sacrifice's wrists, leaving him disabled.

When Ji Shimo enters this body, the sacrifice is tied to an altar, surrounded by a circle of little ghosts rubbing their hands together, ready to tear him limb from limb.

He releases his oppressive aura and, as the little ghosts stare in shock, lightly presses a fingertip to the sacrifice's lips. "You will be my one and only sacrifice."

[World Three: Sadistic Passenger X Innocent Merman]

The Silent Mary is hit by a tsunami. Hundreds of passengers are stranded on an unknown island, attacked by mutated plants and animals, and saved by a merman with a beautiful singing voice.

The more beautiful something is, the more it tempts a sadist.

Taking advantage of the merman's innocence and gullibility, Passenger Ji always waits until late at night to cut his skin with a knife, pry up his scales, and torment him in a bloody spectacle.

When Ji Shimo enters this body, the merman has lost so much blood from the repeated abuse that his strength is greatly diminished. He is under a frenzied attack by mutated plants and animals and can barely hold on.

He casually grabs a weapon from beside his feet and shields the wounded merman behind him. "This fish is mine to torment."

[World Four: Flirtatious Streamer X Frail Widowed Sister-in-Law]

Streamer Ji appears gentle and refined, but is actually juggling n partners, flirting with countless omega fans, and even setting his sights on his widowed sister-in-law, who has congenital heart disease.

He once tricked her into taking highly intimate photos of her glands.

And after his philandering is exposed, he dumps all the blame on her, causing his fans to attack her until she nearly dies from a heart attack.

When Ji Shimo enters this body, his sister-in-law has been shoved to the ground, clutching her chest and struggling to breathe.

He rushes over and, in front of millions of livestream viewers, kisses her soft lips to perform CPR. "I'm the one who seduced my sister-in-law. If you want to curse someone, curse me."

Theme: After sailing through a thousand storms, remain untouched by the passing years