My Nemesis Tried to Prank Me in a Dress, and It Backfired!

[The seme wears women's clothes very rarely, and only when the plot calls for it. He's a tall, handsome, 193-centimeter seme. No bashing or gender-bending the seme.]

Love at first sight: straightforward, handsome seme who's been secretly in love with his wife for four years x tsundere, easily flustered, adorable cat-like uke who thinks he's straight

Question: What do you do when your online girlfriend turns out to be your cross-dressing nemesis?

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, the fair-skinned and beautiful third-generation rich kid Ji Shaoyu has something to say.

The day he flew to Jiang University for a friendly match, he fell in love at first sight with a long-legged beauty with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, who kicked a peeping Tom flying.

She was wearing a mask, and he hadn't even seen her face, but that kick sent his heart flying.

But Ji Shaoyu never imagined that the person who sent him eight hundred passionate love confessions a day online and had even gone on a date with him once...

Would be a man!

Only after the other guy dropped the cutesy voice and showed off his eight-pack did Ji Shaoyu finally accept that he'd been turned straight to gay.

A man wasn't out of the question. But his nemesis was!

After discovering that his online lover was his nemesis, Ji Shaoyu went home and jolted upright in bed in the middle of the night, despite being at death's door. Seriously, was Ling Yi crazy?!

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Ling Yi had been secretly in love with Ji Shaoyu for four years. He'd tried everything, yet Ji Shaoyu still treated him like a nemesis, and they argued every time they met. Just when Ling Yi was at his wit's end, Ji Shaoyu fell in love at first sight with him in a badly fitted women's outfit?!

A friend summed it up in one sentence: He likes your handsome face and your eight-pack, but he hates you. Get it?

Ling Yi: “...”

And so Ling Yi started using an alternate account to trick Ji Shaoyu and set up chances for them to spend time together:

[Baby, it's hot. I asked Ling Yi to bring you some water.]

[Baby, it's raining. I asked Ling Yi to come pick you up.]

[Baby, I don't feel right leaving you alone, so I asked Ling Yi to keep you company.]

Before long, Ling Yi had turned their relationship into a love triangle with himself.

Ling Yi was lost in the fantasy, not knowing that his secret identity had already been completely exposed.

Ji Shaoyu: “Ling Yi, I like you more than I like my boyfriend.”

Ling Yi: “...I think I made myself my own side piece.”

#Dating is more fun when both of you are hopeless romantics

Content warnings:

1. Soccer takes up a large part of the story and runs throughout.

2. The seme falls in love first and loves more, but the uke loves him too. They're both completely devoted. They get back together after a breakup, and the two hopeless romantics go through plenty of angsty, dramatic relationship twists.

3. Xiao Yu is always fighting back against his family's invisible control disguised as love. He develops depression, leaves home, and supports himself.

4. The seme cross-dresses only because the plot calls for it. He's not a pretty seme, he's a handsome seme, a handsome seme, a handsome seme. The author's personal preference is handsome seme and adorable uke, not a cross-dressing seme. [No bashing the seme.]

★ Starting February 19: Married to the Man I Hate. Please add it to your favorites!

Handsome seme, adorable uke; marriage first, love later; pursuing his spouse after marriage; seven-year age gap; the seme will cherish the uke and raise him all over again.

[Le Qingfei's arranged-marriage partner looks exactly like his long-lost first love.

So he decides to hate his husband.]

[Ambitious heir to a wealthy family, scheming yet gentle Daddy seme x adorably fierce, easily lured beauty of an uke]

At nineteen, Le Qingfei was forced into an arranged marriage and met the husband everyone called a ruthless corporate devil.

The handsome man in gold-rimmed glasses wore a black coat, held an umbrella in one hand and a bunch of white camellias in the other, and walked toward him through the falling snow.

Le Qingfei froze. The man rumored to be cruel, ruthless, and driven only by profit looked exactly like his first love.

Coming to his senses, he pushed away the umbrella the man was holding over him and stamped his foot in anger. “I hate you...!”

But...

That face looked too much like his first love, and Fu Li, worth hundreds of billions, was offering far too much.

Like Harry Potter, Le Qingfei had grown up in his uncle's house, living in a storage room. Unable to resist, he happily became a rich man's wife before long, carrying designer bags and dressing up beautifully to go to school every day. Soon enough, after getting drunk and mistaking Fu Li for someone else, he ended up in bed with him.

He hated the man so much, but they fit together perfectly in bed.

Halfway through, Le Qingfei sobered up and tried to push him away, but his body felt so good that his insults came out sounding like coquettish pleas.

“I hate you...!”

“Baby, I know. One more time, then you can keep hating me afterward, okay?”

Waaah, Fu Li, you bastard! Waaah, that feels so good...

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Fu Li was the eldest son of the Fu family's first wife. After disappearing for years, he returned to the country and seized control of the family with ruthless efficiency. He was calculating and severe in everything he did.

Only the spoiled darling he married did he pamper without restraint.

Fu Li didn't care that Le Qingfei had a first love. He kept throwing money at him and finding ways to make him happy, giving him a lake, a boat, even an amusement park. He accepted being treated as a substitute and even agreed to divorce him and set him free once Le Qingfei found the missing man.

But he still got jealous when Le Qingfei lay beneath him and called out another man's name.

Overcome by jealousy, he got rough and lost himself. When he came to his senses...

Why was he jealous of himself?

Fu Li was in a great mood. He kept coaxing the tear-streaked, soaking-wet person. “Baby, let your husband kiss you again... I'll buy you a few more bags, okay?”

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After cleaning up his family's mess, and as their relationship grew deeper, Fu Li prepared to come clean to Le Qingfei.

But the villa held no sign of his baby, only a divorce agreement and a note:

[I found Yan Song. We've eloped. Don't worry about me.]

Fu Li: “...”

Fu Li searched the entire world for Le Qingfei, ready to dismember the impostor and feed him to the fish.

When he found him, Le Qingfei was using Fu Li's card to stay in a couples' suite on an island, happily fresh from a spa treatment. Fu Li burst through the door, and Le Qingfei hurriedly covered his own butt.

“What's with the covering up?” Fu Li's brow twitched with anger. “Stick it out.”

Waaah, Yan Song, you bastard! Waaah, that feels so good...

[SCC bonus scene]

Every July, wealthy families liked to send their children to summer camp on Mount Pletis so they could meet more rich kids.

Eighteen-year-old Le Qingfei didn't like rich kids or heirs to wealthy families. The only person he liked was Yan Song, who rowed a boat for him on the lake.

“What's on the Moon Boat?”

“Le Ya is on the Moon Boat.”

After saying that, Yan Song held his face and kissed him on the moonlit lake, its surface shimmering.

The kiss was clumsy.

It was their first kiss, and their last.

Yan Song disappeared.

The eldest son of the Fu family, long lost to the outside world, returned.

Reading guide:

1. Animal motifs: scheming older fox seme x energetic, spoiled Maltese uke.

2. The seme loves the uke so, so, so, so, so much, and gets jealous of himself 24/7.

3. An adorably fierce, not-too-bright, fully automatic troublemaker and the Daddy who will always love him.

4. Handsome seme and adorable uke, both hopeless romantics. They only have eyes for each other from start to finish. This couple is forever.

5. Feifei likes to wear his hair in a little topknot like a Maltese, but his personality is more like a cat that's hard to handle. He's easy to fool, and he's an adorable, easy-to-pet kitty who cries and says he hates the whole world.

Summer Camp Crush: They stumbled into each other's lives one summer, shared a brief, passionate intimacy, then parted, unable to forget each other.

Theme: Our fate is in our own hands, and hard work will pay off.