My Junior Sister Knows Everything

What should you do after transmigrating into the world of cultivation?

Other transmigrators: Cultivate, cultivate, cultivate

Qin Rufeng: Gawk, gawk, gawk

A day in her life goes like this:

I can't believe it... Wow... Was I supposed to hear that?!

Perhaps to make up for her dying young, after transmigrating Qin Rufeng received a golden finger:

She could hear plants talk.

With this ability, she resolutely chose to become the disciple of the strongest fighter in the cultivation world.

At the apprenticeship ceremony:

The master of Hidden Sword Peak looked at her in surprise. "You want to become my disciple?"

Qin Rufeng thought, The plants at the foot of the mountain said you're the strongest fighter in the cultivation world.

She nodded quickly, with a serious look on her face. "That's right!"

Everyone else wore regretful expressions. Only Qin Rufeng, who had successfully become his disciple, laughed out loud.

After arriving at Hidden Sword Peak, Qin Rufeng was happily imagining her future when she suddenly learned:

Her newly chosen master was actually gravely injured. His reputation as the strongest fighter was all that remained.

Qin Rufeng nearly choked. Thankfully, she still had her eldest senior brother, who fought his way in and out of the demon territory; her second senior sister, the strongest alchemist; and her mysterious third senior brother.

Only later did she find out:

Her eldest senior brother was consumed by demonic energy and didn't have long to live.

Her second senior sister's Dao heart was damaged, leaving her a cripple.

Her third senior brother wasn't even human. He was a spy from the Ghost Realm!

Qin Rufeng's smile twisted. She turned around and frantically shook a tree on Hidden Sword Peak. "That isn't what you told me before I came here!"

The plants on Hidden Sword Peak screamed, "The trees outside the mountain don't know anything! Stop shaking us, you're going to rip our roots out!!"

Somewhere along the way, a warning began circulating among the plants: Never mess with the junior sister of Hidden Sword Peak!

The people of Hidden Sword Peak, shocked after their junior sister exposed their secrets: "Junior Sister, how did you know I was consumed by demonic energy / had a damaged Dao heart / was a spy from the Ghost Realm???"

Wait, did something strange get mixed in here?!

---Coming Soon---

"What Truths Is This Dog Spouting?"

Blurb:

Wansui ran into a stray dog by the roadside. Its fur was mottled, but it looked clean enough.

Who would have thought that when the dog opened its mouth, it would speak like a person? "I can't talk."

Hearing the dog's words come out loud and clear, Wansui thought it made a lot of sense and turned to leave.

The dog took a liking to her and followed close behind.

The dog asked from her left, "Did you hear what I said?"

Wansui shook her head. "Sorry, I can't hear you."

The dog asked from her right, "Do you know how much money I have?"

Wansui nodded. "No idea."

The dog blocked her path and glared at her. "Take me in, Wansui, and I'll give you all my money!"

Wansui gently kicked the dog and said politely, "Xiaohua, please move aside."

The dog rolled its eyes, flopped to the ground, and howled, "They're killing a dog!"

That was the first meeting between one person and one dog. It ended with Wansui adopting a pet dog that was a professional scam artist.

A few friendly reminders:

1. No CP and no romance.

2. This is a ridiculous comedy with completely broken logic. Seriously.

3. More to be added.

The takeaway: Face life with a positive and optimistic attitude.