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A new teahouse has opened on Chuanling Road, run by a handsome immortal of a man with long, flowing hair.

A truly “immortal” man! The kind who’s even more handsome than the stars on TV!

The first time the police showed up, the shopkeepers nearby craned their necks to sneak a look, wondering if the young owner had gotten into trouble. Instead, they saw a commendation pennant hanging on the wall inside.

The second time...

The third time...

Everyone: We’re numb. We’re numb...

Before long, the walls of the teahouse were covered in pennants. The young owner, dressed in white with long hair, sat surrounded by red, smiling with narrowed eyes. “Sorry for making such a fuss.”

Gu Yi, a top-scoring rookie just out of police academy, was reassigned to get close to a teahouse owner. As the top scorer, Gu Yi was extremely unhappy about it.

Gu Yi at first: What a weakling. He doesn’t look like he can fight.

Gu Yi later: Honey, how are you supposed to get fit if you don’t exercise? (censored by the reader)

Reader’s guide:

1. Top-performing rookie police officer, a wolfish sweetheart, pursuing a powerful practitioner of mystic arts with excellent Taoist skills but a terribly weak constitution.

2. Set in an alternate era, in a world that is not any country on present-day Earth. The cases are not based on real-life cases. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

3. The author has loved sugary sweet stories forever. This one’s silly, too. I welcome constructive feedback, but please don’t make personal attacks. The author has a very sharp tongue.

4. Some details are made up, so don’t compare this with reality. Just enjoy the story. If you take it seriously, you’ve already lost.

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Theme: The law may be slow, but it never fails