Baldur's Gate and Dandelion Wine [BG3 & Genshin Impact]

[I know there's a typo on the cover! I'll fix it!!!]

Hi, I'm Wendy Dott, Barbatos's coordinator in Teyvat, and an excellent maid who infiltrated the Dawn Winery just to provide him with free wine. (I'm sure I used the word "excellent" correctly.)

Mr. Diluc has always turned a blind eye and let this go on, until one day, that guy Barbatos went into the winery cellar and never came back out. I followed a crack in the wall to look for him, but somehow wandered into the rat-infested cellar of an unfamiliar tavern. There, I also met an adventurer happily swinging a halberd around like a windmill...

Oh my goodness, the Elfsong? Is there a tavern in Mondstadt with that name?

What do you mean this is Baldur's Gate? Is this still Teyvat?

Wait, Barbatos, explain to me what on earth is going on! And what are Bhaalists doing sneaking into the cellar?!

About the Dawn Winery cellar connecting to the basement of the Elfsong Tavern, causing Wendy and Tav to bounce back and forth between Baldur's Gate and Teyvat.jpg

The third installment in the Coordinator series.

For details on the Vision coordinator's setting, see "Vision Coordinator, but It's Tomo" and "Zhongli's Leisurely Life in the Mortal World." Tomo and Sanxiu might also make surprise appearances.

About coordinators: Work partners molded from Archon Residue, chosen by the Heavenly Principles to work with Vision bearers. Coordinators find the Seven Archons to charge the Visions and hand them out.

The Teyvat timeline where coordinators exist diverges somewhat from the game's main story, but it doesn't really matter.

The Genshin Impact timeline is roughly around versions 4.0 to 4.x. On the BG3 side, the story takes place just after the group arrives in Lower City, Baldur's Gate.

The Tav in this story is a wood elf, a ranger from the wilderness, with an Intelligence score of 8. Handsome, strong, and agile, but an idiot who often has to kick doors down.

Most of the time, Tav's companions are free to roam. They join the party when the plot calls for it, like when Karlach shows up to fight Gortash.

But in practice, aside from Wendy, Tav's other companions often get left behind because he charges ahead too fast.

In Baldur's Gate, Wendy claims to be a bard. Her actual character sheet stats are unknown, and most of the time she's there to talk her way through things rather than fight.

When she does fight, she gets Wendy Dott to help. It feels a lot like Mystra telling 12345 to do her dirty work.

Most members of Tav's party have low Intelligence. They're a bunch of beautiful idiots, and Gale is usually the brains of the group. Wendy routinely fools everyone. Gale will go copy a scroll, return to camp, discover that all the wine in the supplies has been swindled away, and get such a headache he's ready to tear his hair out.

Since the author has only played BG3 and no other 5E modules, expect plenty of house rules. I might even jump from Wizards of the Coast to Larian Studios. Please go easy on me (kneels).

Also, since the author is a master of writing characters out of character, probably everyone in the story will be OOC. Please go easy on me again (prostrates).

Theme: Remember to fulfill your responsibilities wherever you go.