Complete. New story: Baldur's Gate and Dandelion Wine
Zhongli, a consultant at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, somehow acquired a Sumeru-imported pet fungus beast.
Everyone thought the consultant had taken up a new hobby. They didn't know that this little mushroom was actually an allocator of Visions. Ah... Though she was a fungus beast, the people of Liyue all called her Mushroom.
Mushroom even gave herself a Liyue name: Hu Sanxiu.
Compared to her colleagues, Hu Sanxiu was truly terrible at securing a spot among the Geo Vision holders. Last time Celestia culled the ranks, she escaped thanks to the Vision Hunt Decree. That didn't mean she'd be so lucky next time. Since Buer's allocators had been chasing hard after the gods came online, even the Dendro Vision holders were soon going to outnumber the Geo ones.
Feeling the pressure, Hu Sanxiu decided to improve her relationship with Morax first. That way, even if Celestia dismissed her without warning someday, she could still come to Zhongli's place for a meal.
Fortunately, Morax already got along well with her and didn't care much about the number of Visions being issued. So when she turned into a fungus beast and sought refuge with him, he readily took her in.
But she was just a mushroom, and Morax was now Zhongli, an idle man who drank tea and listened to opera.
An idle man's favorite thing was to wander around, so Mushroom had no choice but to tag along.
And help the neighbors out along the way.
Somehow, all that wandering turned her into a widely known "helpful mushroom."
Zhongli: How interesting. So that's how it is.
A place called the Sanxiu Services Office opened beside Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.
Hu Sanxiu: ???
Come on, I have a real job!
Morax, what do you mean by sending me out on errands?!
The story takes place after version 2.0, after both the Vision Hunt Decree and the Sakoku Decree have been repealed. It continues into version 3.x and possibly later, though the timeline may be a little mixed up.
Everyone is OOC, from the Geo Lord to the mushroom.
Mushroom's true form is female. At first, she wanders the mortal realm as a mushroom. Later, she'll take on a female form.
Mushroom is very old, and sees everyone as younger generations, whether it's Tartaglia, Hu Tao, Nahida, Xiao, or the adepti.
Mushroom's true identity will be revealed later.
Theme: Whatever your origins and experiences, keep loving life in the end.
I am the God of Grass, and I am in urgent need of Mora at the border of Liyue, Xumi. VI am fifty, so I will be grateful (bushi)
I also want to whimper in the emperor's arms!!!
Liu Ge is alone and everyone is quack quack quack quack. Worthy of being a bushi
Let me recall, is Kunjun the one who was possessed by Ruo Tuo before?
I also want to be in the emperor's arms! Who is not an imperial chef!
Isolate everyone on your own
Woohoo, I also want to be in the emperor's arms
Is the limitation of Kongjuli actually a form of idealism?
It's equivalent to the Emperor's sweeping away, right? That's why he knows so much but can't say it?
I will form the Little Salt People - (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)