In my tenth year as a ghost, I met my first husband.
He is also a ghost.
Although he is a ghost, his magic power is pitifully low. He is not as good as me, a poor ghost who cannot absorb Yang energy every day.
But it doesn't matter whether he has good looks or not.
I like his face, but not his cultivation.
So when he expressed that he wanted to marry me, I agreed without knowing anything about it.
Later, he regained his memory and realized that he was not an ordinary ghost, but a ghost with a blood feud. He told me to go back for revenge and asked me to wait for his return.
I nodded, but he didn't come back.
A group of ghosts came and ordered me not to look for that ghost again.
I was very sad for a while. The sadness was like losing the yang energy I inhaled for the first time.
She tried to persuade me to be more open-minded. There are men everywhere.
I said that my requirements were not high, just a little prettier than A Sheao, and I rolled my eyes carefully.
Soon I met my second husband.
He is a monk, and his appearance is on par with Ashen's. I am very satisfied.
He is more humane than A Sheao, and he takes over all the work in the family in a very good manner, and even marries someone as his wife. Who can resist this kind of free happiness.
Until one evening, when I was wondering which unlucky guy to suck today, he suddenly said that he remembered. He was actually asking the chief of the water sect. There were masters and juniors in the sect who were waiting for him, and asked me to send him away, and also asked me to wait for his return.
I thought to myself, isn't it considered trafficking if we don't let people go home?
So I said, OK.
He didn't come back either. A group of monks came and ordered me not to pester that monk again.
If you scold me carefully for being stupid, you will gain a lot from it.
I don't take it seriously. What does she know? This is called a routine. With Wen Jisong gone, there will be someone new.
I have figured out the routine. This is what storytellers say.
My third husband-in-law was a rat spirit.
When I got married to my first two husbands, he was still young, only about a hundred years old, and he had not transformed. He often lay on my lap and played with the feathers on the shuttlecock.
Later, he transformed into a boy with red lips and white teeth. He still clung to me and played with me as before. It didn't take long for us to play on the couch.
The mouse has not left, this is his home.
But he also disappeared. The day after he told me that he would prepare a birthday gift for me, there has been no news from him since.
The elder of the rat clan came to see me and said vaguely: "Su Li can't come back, you... Find another one."
I knew it would be like this.
It doesn't matter, there will be another one anyway.
I combed my hair and waited. Finally, I waited for the fourth term - a living person.
People are not afraid of ghosts, but they have a bigger temper than the previous ones.
He was arrogant and rude, and frequently provoked Butcher Wang, who sold pork next door, which made me miserable and had to clean up the mess for him.
Finally, I exploded and told him to get out, and then he calmed down and retorted aggrievedly: "I thought they were all my love rivals." Me:?
In short, because this mortal is really difficult to deal with, I have no choice but to take him in. Of course I didn't raise him for nothing, he had to be my house filler.
Mortals accepted it in good faith.
I have been waiting for him to leave, but he seems to want to stay.
One day, he put on the same clothes as when we first met him and came to see me. I knew he was leaving, so I cheered up.
Mortal Luo Li talked a lot, and finally got to the point: "My father is dying, I want to go back and see him for the last time."
I looked at him with a "knowing" look: "Go ahead, be careful on the road."
Mortals reluctantly embark on their return journey, fearing that I will be sad and comforted for a long time.
I have welcomed my fifth term - wait, why does this fifth term look exactly like the first term?
Ashe was buried on my shoulder, gritting her teeth, her eyes flushed: "Yuyou, why didn't you wait for me?"
Me:? Why wait?
I have a bad feeling.
According to the routine, my second, third and fourth term who disappeared would also come back. Not long after, this premonition became true.
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"Xiniang" is a folk game. The main controller can choose any character to enter the scene. "Dian Qi·Tou Qi", as one of the haunted house units, has a hidden benefit:
By defeating the NPC female ghost in this unit, you can restore blood and mana, and you can also get an additional gift from the NPC, but it takes a long time, and there are not many players selected during the internal test.
During an official maintenance, four players who were unable to exit the game in time were left in the game.
Players who were unable to use krypton gold to replenish blood and mana unanimously chose to enter "The First Seven of the Classic Wife" for strategy. After the repairs were completed, several people who quit the game approached Factory F one after another and asked to buy the unit.
There is only one reason: I don't want to see Yun You fall in love with a new player.
Factory F:?
First person in the copywriting, third person in the text
Copywritten on 2024/01/10
Purpose: It is not advisable to deceive people