Sylvie White, winner of the Golden Globe for Best Actress, transmigrated in a plane crash into the body of the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor in Harry Potter's second year.
Anyone who has read the original knows that no one who takes this job ends up well. Why had the original professor, Lockhart, been replaced by her?!
Voldemort was about to be resurrected. No way. She would resign tomorrow, collect her salary, and get out of here!
Just then, the previous owner's memories awakened. They told her that tomorrow was the day she was supposed to duel a male colleague one-on-one.
For the sake of her paycheck, Sylvie could only consider fighting first and resigning afterward. She figured she could use the close-combat skills she'd learned as a Wing Chun practitioner alongside the previous owner's long-range defensive magic. She could find a way to close the distance, then give that caustic male colleague a sun-punch and knock him flat. It would be no problem. But then the memories slapped her hard with an even worse revelation than Lockhart's: the previous owner was a Squib!
Faced with a nightmare from the start, Sylvie reconsidered and decided to throw pride away along with her salary. She would pack her things tonight and run off to America, starting over in 1980s Hollywood and pursuing her dream of winning an Oscar. But just then, her System awakened!
Sylvie excitedly opened the System, only to have her eyes dazzled by a burst of colorful lights.
System No. 1: Hello, Master. I am the Sweet-Talk System. Whenever your sweet talk hurts someone, you earn points.
System No. 2: Hello, Master. I am the PDA System. Whenever you interact with someone of the opposite sex and make onlookers feel envy, jealousy, or resentment, you earn points.
System No. 4: Hello, Master. I am the Positive Energy System. Whenever someone feels positive emotions because of you, you earn points.
System No. 5: Hello, Master. I am the Master Chef System. Please open a restaurant. You earn points for good customer reviews.
System No. 6: Hello, Master. I am the Dragon Aotian System. Become Hogwarts Headmaster within a month and seize the post of Minister for Magic within a year. Succeed to earn points...
System No. 7: Hello, Master. I am the Demon King System. Overthrow either the Light or Dark Lord and take their place. Succeed to earn...
System No. 8: Hello, Master. I am the Slacker System. Lie in bed and do nothing. Earn 5 Galleons for every hour spent lying down.
The Green Tea System, the Ordinary Person System, the Spendthrift System, the Livestream System, the Pregnancy System...
The sheer number of Systems made Sylvie's heart flutter. Could she be the chosen one of legend? Then a pop-up appeared:
Main quest: Bind a teammate within three days and enter a small world together to complete a mission. (Binding successfully earns 30 points.)
Small-world quest: Survive for seven days in the world of "Titanic". (You cannot prevent the sinking.)
Side quests: Get a heartfelt kiss from Rose DeWitt Bukater. (Complete the quest to earn 50 points.)
Get a heartfelt kiss from Jack Dawson. (Complete the quest to earn 50 points.)
Wait, this System goes for both men and women. Is this really a legitimate System?
Muttering to herself, Sylvie spun the beginner's prize wheel.
Congratulations! You won the skin: Magical Fairy Wand (30 days). (Whenever you cast a spell, you must add the prefix "Gu Na La, God of Darkness" and spin around for it to work! Equipped: spell power increased by 20%.)
Congratulations! You won the skin: Passed Inspection, Approved for Slaughter face sticker (30 days). (Wearing this sticker increases your maximum magic power by 30%.)
Congratulations! You won the skill: [Flying Shoes]. If anyone within 200 meters of you falls, their shoes will definitely be kicked off at the moment they hit the ground.
Congratulations! You won the skill: [Roll]. As long as you are rolling, you will never take damage.
Seeing this pile of useless skills and skins, Sylvie was certain: her System was a joke!
But no matter what, the quests still had to be done. First of all, where could she find a teammate who'd join for free?
Seven days later, Snape stood on a floating slab of ice with an infection-control sticker on his face and a fairy wand in his hand, turning in an embarrassed circle. Looking coldly at Jack and Rose, who were soaking in the water and close to death, he said, "You two, kiss me. And mean it!"
Theme: Taking your work seriously
