I opened a silly new-project page. I plan to finish writing the whole thing before posting, so feel free to bookmark it if you're interested. Pairing with the Professor.
HP: Systems Run Amok
Sylvie is one of the brightest young action stars in the film industry. But one day, she wakes up to discover she's become the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who was supposed to be Gilderoy Lockhart in Harry Potter's second year.
Anyone who has read the original knows that people who take this job never meet a good end, and this term there's also a giant snake waiting for her.
No way. She's quitting tomorrow. She'll collect a little salary and then get out of here!
Just then, the original owner's memories awaken, and she discovers that tomorrow is the day she's supposed to duel a male colleague.
Broke and desperate for the money, Sylvie has no choice but to consider fighting first and quitting afterward. She figures her Wing Chun close-combat skills, combined with the original owner's long-range defensive magic, will let her dodge attacks, get in close, and then unleash a barrage of straight punches that will leave her nasty colleague bedridden for months. Shouldn't be a problem. But then the original owner's memories deliver a brutal slap in the face: she's a Squib!
Faced with a nightmarish start, Sylvie reflects on her situation and decides to stop caring about appearances. She doesn't want the salary anymore. Tonight, she'll pack up and flee to America, where she'll start over in 1980s Hollywood and keep chasing her dream of winning an Oscar. But just then, her System awakens!
Sylvie excitedly opens the System, only to have her eyes dazzled by a riot of colorful lights.
System No. 1: Hello, Master. I'm the Tea-Speaking System. Whenever your tea-speak makes someone uncomfortable, you can earn rewards.
System No. 2: Hello, Master. I'm the PDA System. Whenever your interactions with someone of the opposite sex make bystanders feel envy, jealousy, or resentment, you can earn rewards.
System No. 4: Hello, Master. I'm the Conan System. Whenever you stay in an enclosed space for more than 24 hours, a murder will randomly take place. Find the culprit to earn a reward.
System No. 5: Hello, Master. I'm the Battle Royale System. You can designate an area, and everyone inside will be forced to play a battle royale game. The more survivors, the greater the reward.
System No. 6: Hello, Master. I'm the Long Aotian System. Please become Hogwarts headmaster within a month and seize power from the Minister for Magic within a year. Success will earn you points...
System No. 7: Hello, Master. I'm the Demon King System. Please overthrow either the Dark Lord or the White Lord and take their place. Success will earn you a reward.
System No. 8: Hello, Master. I'm the Couch Potato System. Please lie in bed and do nothing. For every hour you spend lying down, you'll earn 5 Galleons.
The Green Tea System, the Passerby System, the Spendthrift System, the Livestream System, the Childbearing System...
The huge collection of Systems leaves Sylvie eager to try them all. Could she be the chosen one of legend? It looks like she'll soon be punching Voldemort, kicking Dumbledore, becoming Minister for Magic, and keeping a harem of three thousand!
Then another notification pops up from the System:
Main Quest: Bind a teammate within three days and enter a Small World together to complete a mission. (Successful binding earns 30 points.)
Small World Mission: Survive for seven days in the Titanic world. (You may not leave the ship or cause the cruise liner to sink.)
Side Quests: Receive a sincere kiss from Rose DeWitt Bukater. (Completion earns 50 points.)
Receive a sincere kiss from Jack Dawson. (Completion earns 50 points.)
Wait, this System goes for both men and women? Is it even a respectable System?
Grumbling inwardly, Sylvie spins the beginner's prize wheel.
Congratulations, you've won a skin: Magical Fairy Wand (30 days). (Whenever you cast a spell, you must add the prefix "Gulunara, God of Darkness" and twirl around for the spell to work! Spell power increases by 20% while equipped.)
Congratulations, you've won a skin: "Passed Inspection, Cleared for Slaughter" Face Sticker (30 days). (Wearing this sticker increases your magic capacity by 30%.)
Congratulations, you've won a skill: [Flying Shoes]. Whenever someone within 200 meters of you falls, their shoes are guaranteed to fly off their feet at the moment they hit the ground.
Congratulations, you've won a skill: [Rolling]. As long as you're rolling, you will never take damage.
Looking at this pile of junk skills and skins, Sylvie is certain: her System isn't respectable!
But no matter what, the quests still need to be done. First, where can she find a teammate who'll work for free?
Seven days later, Snape stands on a floating chunk of ice with a disease-prevention sticker on his face and a fairy wand in his hand. He makes an embarrassed twirl and looks coldly at Jack and Rose, who are soaking in the water and close to death.
"You two, kiss me. And mean it!"
The following is the story blurb
"Professor, would you like the corpse of that purebred dragon from The Hobbit? It's lived for over a thousand years and is 141 meters long. I just killed it."
Snape looks at the foolish Hufflepuff who has barged into his office, wondering how many points he should dock and how many detentions he should assign for messing with a professor.
Tilna, who fell asleep hugging her Harry Potter book, transmigrates into the magical world and becomes a young witch.
Entering Hogwarts full of excitement, she thinks she'll have a wonderful encounter with her dream man, the school's Potions Professor, just like the heroines in the more than one hundred Harry Potter fanfics she's read.
But things don't follow any of the usual novel tropes. She's an academic disaster and a certified cauldron killer! As a result, after two years at school, her dream man has never once given her a kind look!
After two years of losing points, getting detention, and being scorned and ignored, the desperate, delusional fangirl finally loses her rose-colored glasses. She decides to stop fawning over him. She'll change her life goal of becoming Mrs. Snape and switch careers to become the Lockhart of the wizarding world!
While diligently copying out novels, her golden finger suddenly awakens without warning:
She can transmigrate into the novels she writes!
Later, she and the Professor go to Laketown to collect Smaug's corpse, dig up players' graves in Azeroth, inherit the academy in Raya Lucaria, and learn to draw circles at Kamar-Taj...
Three years later, after traveling through several worlds, Snape finally defeats the Dark Lord through his own efforts in the year Harry Potter starts school.
Most importantly, he also finds someone who loves him wholeheartedly.
Then his almost-wife suddenly runs away. In just half a month, she finds a Muggle colonel who looks exactly like him, and is about to marry him!
Damn it, how could she do this to him? All he did was enroll her in tutoring classes for four schools, assign her more than a dozen subjects' worth of homework, and insist she get an O in every class! She was the one who said she wanted to join his advanced Potions class...
The Potions Professor has never been in love before. He wants to consult an expert on how to win his wife back, but discovers that all his friends are either devious and scheming or widowed and alone. What was he supposed to do again...
Worlds visited: The Hobbit, Elden Ring, World of Warcraft, Marvel, Sense and Sensibility. The Harry Potter main world runs throughout the entire story.
Warnings: The Professor's personality is close to the original, so he might not be very likable, and he's extremely biased.
The heroine is just an ordinary person. When chasing her dream man and falling in love, she'll stop at nothing. Once she catches him, if she decides they can't make it work, she'll break up and run away without hesitation. Of course, she doesn't succeed in running away.
Things are rough for her before she gets her golden finger. If you don't want to wait, you can start at Chapter 6, when the golden finger appears.
No character bashing. You don't need to know the original works from the other worlds to enjoy this. The Harry Potter main world is visited throughout, and characters can travel back and forth. Characters from earlier worlds will also appear in new worlds.
A side story is now available next door: HP: Poor Mr. Snape
The Professor and heroine's engagement ring from this story becomes sentient and travels back to a few months before Lily's death.
After spoiling the future for the young Death Eaters, they travel through films starring Alan to find a way to save Lily. In the end, Lily lives happily ever after with Potter. _(:з"∠)_
Theme: Personally breaking up every ship
The Barber of Todd, Mesmer, Black Harbor, and Close Your Eyes worlds are complete.
Theme: The dream men we chased back then
This article is eye-catching, and there is a sense of vitality and youth. Tierna keeps pushing forward while struggling all the way and then falling and being supported at the right time, with the unchanging original intention of dokidoki. When I think about the heroine changing from 28 to 14, I feel relieved. She doesn't know how many times she has exposed Snape (ahem, simulated derivation) to the love in the fandom. She must be so excited to see her in person that she must eat it in her mouth, even though it may be a bit too good. But she went straight to the account and cheated, so the emotions she had accumulated for many years were intertwined with the restless hormonal brain circuits of a 14-year-old. At that age, she was full of feelings for the girl who was crazy about pursuing her. Her predecessor was also unrelenting in her love. The funniest thing is that Snape's actual age is younger than her mental age at this time. She probably has the passionate spirit of a rich woman who is ranking for her younger brother. The plot and logic of the story are very compact, but the time span does not feel particularly large. It ends abruptly after graduation, and there are still many imaginative plots that are not covered. Who doesn't like a little rich woman who follows him wholeheartedly and unconditionally? Since I don't know much about other game worlds, I couldn't see it at all. When I saw Orochimaru, I really couldn't hold back. The author's imagination is so big. But Tierna's emotional support and solid combat power support are absolutely real. Tierna's plug-ins can't add much to her offense and defense. It's a good choice to always bind the buff [auxiliary] to the [shooter]. Although the common problem of shooters is that they can't talk about venomous snakes, but with real materials, the explosion damage is high, not to mention that Snape's brain is not in vain, not a knife with a hammer but a heart. Snape also reminded her that the benefits of auxiliary prayer were not great, but support could not be transferred in a short time. It was normal for her body to be protected at a young age when she went to the battlefield. She worked hard to stand up for love. Snape: Will you stand in line of sight? If you have these healing buffs on the battlefield, you will definitely be beaten to pieces. Tierna: (Feeling aggrieved and in tears) I have been practicing hard for a month. Moreover, her thinking mode is very simple. It may be that she worked hard in her previous life and learned skills in this life, which accounts for most of her action points. In terms of thinking, she is very pure and single-minded. She is like the "humble and flexible and cute" heroine in Japanese B. There will not be much psychological gap before and after the strategy. She is worthy of being the flower of Hogwarts in the setting, the most beautiful girl in the past ten years. Harry's perspective also pointed out that she is indeed beautiful, and she is unforgettable at first sight. However, it is regrettable that Voldemort's exit was a bit hasty, and the Quirrell period was over. There was only one chapter of the farewell confrontation with Snape. It didn't seem that enjoyable, and it felt a bit like a direct abuse of food. However, the power of the magic weapon from another world is indeed strong. It can only be said that this wave of output is not a loss if it is taken away. From an ethical point of view, first of all, the three views of the paper man can be blurred. Secondly, the author added some patches. Marrying at the age of thirteen or fourteen in Middle-earth can be regarded as diluting some of Snape's ethical taboos on morality. Wizards marry early and have children early. It is common to get engaged during college and get married after graduation. However, there must be supplies before the war, otherwise the game will not survive the DLC. In the end, Snape could not restrain himself from fast forwarding to a beautiful night. I'm more curious about Tierna's growth curve than during her college days. Will she become a full-time wife like Hinata? My son has green hair and feels rich or noble. He started hunting at a young age. He has a bright future and a new full-time hunter is about to appear. However, the so-called love must inevitably involve a unilateral increase in favorability, otherwise it will be like the fleeting chirping of cicadas that disappear in the summer. It is true that given Snape and Tierna's actual age, they are more likely to live in the form of an old married couple who support each other. This is the sting of growing up, and no one can replace the sincere emotions of the college years. Of course, excluding these, let's analyze it from the most fundamental perspective (imagination) - Snape is a master of Legilimency! How could he not be curious about this girl with magical powers? The buff from the orphanage, her intricate system, and her enthusiasm for him. Even if he couldn't see through Tierna's past mental journey, he was proficient in Occlumency inversion (crossed out the As her destiny deepens, no matter how hard Tierna hides it, her mobility and crazy criticism index are far beyond the scope of a student of the same age. So, on the premise of ruling out being hacked along the network cable, let me give my wife a funny extra! When she woke up in the morning, Deng Xiao went crazy. She found that her blond hair and blue eyes had disappeared. At the same time, she noticed the state of the person next to her pillow - a clean and handsome face, clear and silent. It was strange that the two heads were tightly squeezed on a single bed, and she felt a little uncomfortable. First, turn on the computer to see if the manuscript of your novel can bring you a decent life. Second, seize the time to get a quack qualification certificate. 'Why haven't you considered going to Beijing to buy a few houses to make a fortune, and then donate them to your parents' emergencies in the name of a philanthropist? ' She rubbed her eyes, maybe after a sleep she would transform back into the all-knowing Tiera. As a result, the two heads were pressed against the pillow, as if they were sitting on a toilet that connected the northern and southern hemispheres. After the sun rose, the two greasy black-haired people looked at each other, feeling extremely embarrassed. She got rid of the "aquiline nose" questioning that was about to poke her eye sockets, and decided to bury her face under the pillow without saying a word. Fortunately, her memory would not be lost, and her English proficiency was still online. She looked directly at the face of her lover who was close at hand. His expression was still calm, but she always felt that the way he looked at her was a little strange, which gave her a creepy feeling. The embarrassment of being exposed as a star chaser turned into a guilty conscience, which made her touch her nose—— Snape immediately returned to the calm expression Tierna knew, and gave her a warm and indulgent hug. He made physical contact openly and openly, giving her a sense of peace of mind as if they were reunited after a long absence. After expressing that she had not had a good rest and needed to catch up on sleep, Tierna realized that her salary could not support the two of them. When encountering difficulties, she first sought help from the system. Tierna closed her eyes and returned to bed. Snape stared at the slightly glowing cursor on the computer screen. The folder she opened was filled with stories she had imagined about what happened between the two of them. The content was both too evil and full of passion. In this corner of the electronic world, he discovered a desire he had never imagined, a storyline welling up from the depths of her soul. These vivid and vivid words are a kind of private fantasy she once had about the relationship between the two, full of subtle teasing and temptation that is close to harassment. A flash of surprise flashed before his eyes. He could not imagine that she had such unfathomable evil thoughts hidden deep in her heart. At the same time, he couldn't help but feel an inexplicable stimulation. Colorful Princess Elizabeth was a part of her heart, a reflection of her inner desires. She had also imagined a "beauty potion" version of herself with long, smooth black hair reaching her waist, deep eyes, thick eyebrows, transparent white skin, a pointed chin, rosy lips, and a slightly protruding nose, but in the end she was dragged down by the real self. Well, if he lives in her world, he needs some protection of material savings and gives her some tangible ways to make a living. The first is to study the principles of stock trading, and finally to find a way to return to his own world... But he still chose what he wanted to do the most - intensive self-search. He typed on the computer keyboard to search for his full name. After seeing his incredible life experiences and strange dates that had been dug into and over-interpreted, he first took a breath of cold air, then blushed, and then his eyebrows wrinkled into a roll of soaked parchment. In comparison, Tierna's delusion was still too pure and simple. "It's time to start tutoring. No matter what era you live in, it can't be an excuse for you to procrastinate." Snape's deep voice revealed an arrogant confidence. However, Tierna beside the bed was immersed in a peaceful dream. Her cute look was really endearing, so he came up with the idea of teasing her. He approached her gently, admiring her peaceful "sleeping face". He knew that he could never wake up someone who was pretending to sleep. His cold voice also reminded him of the weight of his responsibility, but the tender emotions in his heart made him look forward to the little prank he was about to perform. Snape tried to wake her up with his deep voice, but Tiera's reaction after hearing it was just a frown. She was calm and tried to concentrate many times, and her trembling eyelids showed her small mistakes. He quietly bent down and poked the tip of her nose gently, and his fingers unconsciously played with a strand of her hair. She looked very weak, and her throat felt uncomfortable, unlike the weakness she usually pretended to do in bed. The shame of failure and the powerlessness of being deprived of strength gradually turned the ends of her eyes red, and the burning crimson cheeks were in stark contrast to the pale lip color. At this moment, Snape's heart was filled with an inexplicable impulse, and the unique adventure and determination of "Gryffindor" that did not belong to him. Perhaps this was an opportunity to explore a new realm, and he firmly believed that even if he tried it for the first time, he would still be able to do it with ease. After Snape put this secret exploration into practice, they returned to a familiar place. The cunning old fox decided to continue pretending to sleep. Tierna rubbed her eyes and decided to relive the experience ten thousand times in her dream. In that virtual dream space, she could not be affected by reality. She was restrained and immersed in those moments that made her feel ashamed and filled with excitement. Every detail of skin-to-skin contact and every hot and intense emotion were amplified in her mind, allowing her to feel the gentle touch more deeply and intensifying the lingering time. Snape hugged her lightly from behind, perfectly connecting the "reality" just now with the dream. His warm embrace enveloped her, making her feel a familiar sense of security. This is probably the tacit understanding and spiritual attunement deep in the soul? Abovedesu
Narcissa successfully bought her husband at a good price. Sure enough, she is the one who best fits the phrase "the heroine and her two useless men" hahahahahaha
The main text is finished ~ scatter flowers. Extras are updated every day. It might be this one, it might be the one next door. I will stick to it until it is finished.
Woo hoo hoo, it's so good that I cry, mommy and baby go both ways, "The son raised by money comes to repay me", "Elise - the father who raised me"
This story tells us that your baby's father doesn't love you as much as your baby.
Bad review? Where did the bad reviews come from? Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. It's very difficult for my wife to write articles. If you continue to talk nonsense, my wife won't update, who will be responsible? Are you responsible? What can you be responsible for? Doge
Or are they sold by weight [Dumbledore shakes his head. Jpg]
Like being with Brandon. At least she is always loved.
Do the male and female protagonists really have love? : [
Let's play Doraemon again. Let's see if the professor will be impressed by Doraemon's cuteness, or will he be angry?