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As a transmigrator, Ning Meng doesn't have many hobbies. Her only favorite pastime is talking big about her beloved wife.
Unfortunately, one time, his wife overhears him.
"The wife you're talking about wouldn't happen to be me, would it?"
Ning Meng: …
Is it too late to run for my life?
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Purple lightning crackles. His life is in danger.
Seeing no chance of escape, Ning Meng shuts his eyes, grits his teeth, and drops to his knees.
Then he starts bawling.
"Lord Scaramouche, I've admired you for ages!!!"
Scaramouche: ?
Is there something wrong with this soldier?
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"Hey, have you heard? That guy seems to have a thing going on with a Harbinger."
"Could it be Pantalone? I'm so jealous."
"I think it's... Number Six."
"...What a brave soul."
The whispers reach them, like claws that make one's heart itch.
Why are these people making things up? Ning Meng's face flushes. Out of the corner of his eye, he glances at the other subject of their gossip. The boy's expression is impossible to read, his bangs hiding his face.
A moment later, the boy suddenly scoffs.
"Hmph. Good observation."
Ning Meng: ?
That's not the reaction I expected, is it???
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When Ning Meng, who has just transmigrated into the body of an ordinary soldier, learns that the Sixth Harbinger has summoned him, he feels extremely uneasy.
After all, this is his first time alone with his favorite character!
Ning Meng knocks. The door is unlocked, so he pushes it open a crack. The first thing he sees is a slender, pale figure.
The empty room has little life in it. The only thing of note is a boy sitting on the table with one leg crossed over the other.
This is the Sixth Harbinger, rumored to be violent and cruel, with an unpredictable temper...
Ning Meng shivers. Not from fear, but excitement. Like a little animal, he kneels on one knee before the boy.
"Your Excellency, Harbinger."
"Clap."
Something is thrown down in front of Ning Meng.
"Take a look."
Ning Meng picks up the notebook and realizes that it's the journal of his unhinged ramblings, which he's been missing for ages. It seems there's something tucked into the first page.
With trembling hands, he pulls out the piece of paper.
It's a copy of the Regulations of the Fatui (Revised Edition).
First: Pledge absolute loyalty to Her Majesty the Tsaritsa.
Second: Give your life absolutely to Snezhnaya.
Third: Show your superiors absolute respect.
Fifty-first: Do not harass your superior.
Fifty-second: And, above all, do not crawl around on the floor.
Ning Meng clutches the revised regulations, staring at the boy in shock.
"Wait, babe, you added these last few rules, didn't you?"
"What?!" Scaramouche raises his voice.
Ning Meng hurriedly lowers his head. "N-Nothing."
"Go on, please," he coaxes.
Scaramouche holds back. In the end, he decides to let that offensive form of address slide. After all, he has something more important to tell this clueless fool who dared to write such things about him.
"Well?" Scaramouche smiles, though the words in the notebook have made it a bitter one. "Do you have a problem with it?"
"Even if you do, it won't make any difference."
He jumps down from the table, the ribbons on his hat swaying gently. Ning Meng is captivated by their movement, but then the boy walks right up to him and looks down at him from above.
Ning Meng hears the boy say,
"Because... you're fired." Scaramouche leans closer. "And you're being deported."
Ning Meng has just one thought:
Babe, are you sure you're firing me, and not trying to keep me by your side so you can discipline me in private?
- Harbinger Scaramouche x transmigrator Ning. No switching or reversing. Locked in forever.
- The blurb is misleading. This is a sweet little story for my dear bestie, about a purple sweet potato bun and a lemon custard bun.
- The timeline runs alongside the story about infiltrating Mondstadt. Same world, short story.
- Finally, thank you all for your support. I'll do my best to write this story well.
Screenshot saved, 2023.12.15
Below is a forthcoming title: "[Genshin Impact] A Hundred Ways to Raise Urban Legends"
Fachite Hening, who conquered the world of urban legends with a cultivation System, finally manages to retire in glory. But on the first day after leaving the world of urban legends, he inexplicably transmigrates and is forced to become a cross-dressing beauty in everyone else's eyes.
Fachite's response:
"Sounds interesting. Let's get the show started."
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To resolve the System's crisis of survival, Fachite has no choice but to become an urban legend himself and personally capture unlucky people who meet the requirements. Unexpectedly, things keep going wrong.
So, after narrowly escaping from the urban-legend dream he created yet again, Fachite finally decides to come clean with the System, only to hear a shocking secret.
[There are two Systems in this world.]
[Please help me save it.]
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After years of training troops, it's finally time to put them to use. Having cleaned up the System's mess, Fachite decides to return to a quiet country life.
But his bootlicking subordinates, furious superiors, and a host of bizarre urban legends have all gathered together. Fachite's mouth twitches, and he shuts the door.
Unexpectedly, a pair of arms wraps around him.
"Teacher, where are you trying to run off to this time?"
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Under the dim yellow light, a cool-looking man lies with his eyes closed. He is soaked through, bruises cover his knees and elbows, and his body is marked with even more bite marks and purplish-red bruises.
Beside him, long gray-blue hair spills down and slips between someone's fingers. A handsome young man lowers his gaze as he caresses and examines him, like a vicious dragon peering at a treasure.
He will never know how much his words mattered during those days.
After all...
A master magician always keeps one last card up his sleeve.
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Theme: Learning to be there for someone is the best way to grow
Renew! It's actually an update!
""Thank you. I appreciate the compliment. "Ke..." This is a big bug for the author~
"Almost subconsciously, Ning Meng..." This is a big bug for the author~
To tie the knot in one breath, in one sentence, it's great
Come on, it's really beautiful, teacher.
I discovered the secret update 💪[Purple Sugar]kswl
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Oh my god, I have an update before going to bed. I love you so much.
Oh my god, I have an update before going to bed. I love you so much.