Infinite Flow, but I'm the Beloved Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old

One day, Yu Yu was bound to the internship System 999 and sent into the infamous infinite-flow world of Calamity Data, becoming its first underage child.

The 999 that had bound the wrong person by mistake: ...

Yu Yu, who hadn't understood a thing: ?

Looking at the child poking it with clear, innocent eyes, the internship System howled at the heavens. With no other choice, it spent all its wages to buy the child a blind-box golden finger.

But, infuriatingly, the golden finger's only function was to randomly designate a parent!

Seriously, are there any good people in a calamity-themed infinite-flow world? The System looked at its account balance in the red, then at the well-behaved child staring at it, and could only grumble as it loaded the beginner's instance.

[Your parent is ready. Please wait quietly jpg]

The System couldn't bear to watch. To avoid seeing the child get killed on the spot, it hurried away. But after a day, the child was still alive. A month later, the child was still there. Three years later, the child's health bar was still going strong.

Driven by curiosity, the System returned, only to discover that the child from back then was now surrounded by calamity big shots!

A paranoid self-destructive type was quietly crouched in a corner, making toys and muttering, “The last toy isn't interesting anymore. Today I'll make an even more fun one...”

The baffled System: ?

A master of deception with a frail-body debuff smiled sweetly, kneeling before Yu Yu and speaking softly. “Sweetie, would you like me to tell you another story?”

The System's face twisted: ??

Wait, is that silver tongue of yours really meant for this?

A curse scholar capable of twisting reality bustled around the kitchen with a gentle, domestic air, then brought out a table of five-star baby food...

The System, too stunned for words: ???

Looking again, it saw countless big shots, both in plain sight and hidden, watching the adorable child Yu Yu with hopeful eyes and smiling blissfully.

The System: ...

The System fell into a strange, deep contemplation.

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In the eerie, uncanny world of Calamity Data, everyone struggled to survive in a state of blank numbness. They had long since grown used to indifference and become numb to emotion, as if that were the only way to “stay alive.”

Until one day, a “Parent Handbook” bound them, and along with the handbook came an adorable child who stumbled toward them.

“H-hello. Are you my parent?”

That day, they lowered their heads and looked at the child, who barely reached their knees. They were instantly caught in those clear, pure eyes.

The world seemed to show itself to them in a new light. The child always found unexpected ways to comfort their battered hearts.

And so they heard their own gentle voices say:

“Yes, I'm your new parent.”

It's nice to meet you.

Kid.

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