A Zombie on the Tip of the Tongue

[Keywords: Seme protagonist, Sentinel-Guide, strong and beautiful, pampered seme, zombies, strong in bed]

The story of a tearful little boy who follows the Oedipal narrative step by step and becomes emperor.

Warning: The seme only dates men, and his final pairing is male. Even after the story was moved to the multi-couple category, he still doesn't date women. However, he remains irresistible to everyone, regardless of gender. Please steer clear if that's not your thing.

Sentinel: That girl's quite a looker.

Qin Mumian: I'm a boy!

Zombies have always eaten people, but what if people ate zombies?

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The apocalypse comes, and the world collapses.

Qin Mumian is happily munching on ice cream when, the very next second, a convenience store from another world falls out of the sky. He ends up staring wide-eyed at a zombie on the other side of the glass.

Qin Mumian's mind goes blank: Crap. I'm screwed.

The arrival of an S-rank Guide sets all the factions scheming.

They follow the clues in search of the Guide, only to find that he's elusive, mysterious, and always has a backup plan...

The returning strongest Sentinels all avert their eyes, the tips of their ears red.

Everyone: ...What happened to your cool-guy personas!?

When everyone finally sees the S-rank Guide in person,

he has a baby face, skin so delicate it looks like it would bruise at a touch, and big eyes that flutter beneath long lashes.

Their gaze drops lower, to the Zombie King he's dragging behind him, already dead.

His long, pale fingers look so delicate that a touch might make them turn red. Yet the mutant zombie that required a team of A-rank Sentinels to take down has died a gruesome death, its eyes wide with terror and its limbs twisted, as if it had been effortlessly hunted by an even more powerful monster.

The bright red blood coating his delicate white fingertips is as vivid as strawberry jam... and terrifying to behold.

Qin Mumian is on edge: What are you going to do to my... food!

Everyone: ...

Never mind, we'll be going now.

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A crowd of tall, handsome, muscular Sentinels: Stop eating that, it'll hurt your teeth. Eat me instead.

Giant lions, tigers, and wolves jostle to cuddle up to the little rabbit. The strongest fighters, beyond the reach of ordinary people, become the most loyal followers gathered around the little Guide.

Rivalry is inevitable. Fights break out one after another, and only the strongest deserve to be claimed by the beauty.

Is the world's only S-rank Guide a soft, pure-white bunny, or the master beast tamer who rules them all?

Maybe, instead of bullying the weak in the apocalypse, hunting the strong is what makes this chaotic world fun.

Qin Mumian, completely unaware that he's been soothing a pack of savage beasts, trembles with tears in his eyes among the wild animals: I want to go home...

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Eating is a necessary and delightful activity, an enjoyment of the thing being consumed. In other words, eating is an expression of love, and love is devouring.

"Making Pets"

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Warnings:

*Our darling seme looks delicate and acts delicate, but he is not a helpless wife. He has absolute control over his career and his love life (the story takes a turn later on). This is not a story about a weak seme who's just there for decoration!

How can a weak seme who controls the room not count as a weak seme? :P

*This story focuses on the seme's career, self-fulfillment, and personal growth. The power-progression storyline follows a male-oriented path. The love interests are all romance-supporting tools and plot devices, so please read with care.

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