After Awakening, Everyone Loves Me

Blurb:

Fu Le got bound to a so-called strategy System that claimed it would save him.

The System told him he was the fake young master in a melodramatic angst novel. He was insecure, saintly to a fault, and so starved for affection that he spent his whole life trying to please others.

Yet in the end, everyone despised him, and the angst novel's tragic ending was reserved for him alone.

The System rubbed its hands together: "Don't worry, babe. I'll help you get revenge and stomp every bad guy underfoot!"

Huh?

Fu Le looked at the fired-up System. His saintly heart stirred, and he couldn't bring himself to refuse... "All right."

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[Sneak into the cold-hearted true young master's room in the middle of the night. With tears in your eyes, tell him you returned to the wealthy family for his sake, and ask him to take pity on you.]

The true young master, who should have become Fu Le's sworn enemy, pulled him into his arms. The noble, arrogant young master bent down and kissed Fu Le's brow again and again, trembling.

His lingering breath was as cold as a venomous snake's:

"Xiao Le only loves me, right?"

[Put on women's clothes and start an online romance with your possessive childhood friend. Confide your troubles to him and ask him for financial help.]

The childhood friend, who should have despised Fu Le after being deceived by him, gripped his wrist and licked his soiled palm. He happily helped Fu Le out of his soaking-wet dress.

...And then got the new one wet all over again.

Fu Le was so exhausted he didn't even have the strength to kick him.

[Turn into a kitty and approach the ruthless big villain. Win his heart with your soft little paws so he'll have no choice but to protect you.]

The sinister villain, who should have destroyed everything, became obsessed with raising cats. He took full advantage of the softhearted little cat with the surname Fu, pretending to be pitiful and tricking him into turning his tail out too.

Fu Le transformed, trembling.

Afterward, no matter how he whimpered and cried himself hoarse, the refined scoundrel gripping the base of his tail still wouldn't let go.

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Fu Le spoke timidly: "System... I feel like something isn't quite right."

System: "Just tell me, did you stomp the bad guys underfoot or not? :D"

[Read before starting]

1. Weak shou x split-body gong, happy ending.

2. Silly, sweet story. The System works like an RPG choice system, offering the shou two or three options and forcing him to choose one. The author's personal worldbuilding is everywhere.

3. This story is a collection of the author's indulgent personal kinks. For detailed content warnings, see the author's note in Chapter One.

4. No unsolicited writing advice.

5. More details may be added later.

Theme: Strive to live as yourself.