After her parents jumped into the sea and left behind a billion in debt, Su Qi was diagnosed with a terminal illness. The first thing she did after leaving the hospital was jump off a building.
[Congratulations, you have been selected as a player. Remember, you only have one life. Dying in the game means dying in real life.]
On the rooftop, with a crowd of creditors holding her back, Su Qi thought: I can die? Don't lie to me. Hurry up and let me into the game so I can be the first cannon fodder to die.
1.
The boss leading the team in the instance said one thing first: Don't touch anything in the room.
The moment he finished speaking, a cannon-fodder player charged in, smashed everything in the room, then, as if that wasn't enough, slapped an NPC across the face for no reason.
All the players thought her intelligence was on par with an idiot's.
[Congratulations, player Su Qi has obtained a key item: Key.]
Players: ????
2.
Su Qi thought she still wasn't cannon fodder enough. Otherwise, why couldn't she die?
An NPC began telling her about his tragic past, and for some inexplicable reason, she grabbed him and jumped off a building.
The NPC said not to go out at night.
At three in the morning, she sat in the hallway with a fork: "If you haven't done anything wrong, you don't need to fear a ghost knocking. I've done something wrong. Ghost, don't knock. Just come find me."
Players: Are you here to cause trouble or what?
When the knife-wielding vengeful ghost appeared, Su Qi didn't even bother to dodge. Even when it stabbed through her abdomen, she thought she'd finally die this time.
[Congratulations, player Su Qi has won this round.]
How did the knife stab out the item needed to clear the level, too...?
Su Qi: ???
Players: What do you mean, cannon fodder? She's clearly a hidden boss!
3.
The Game's Supreme God said: [Oh, I forgot to tell a certain player. Since your attitude toward death is so arrogant, the System will make you die in agony. Until then, your status is: Immortal.]
Su Qi: …
I think I'm already in agony right now.
NPC: ??? At least try to act the part, dear!
Theme: Live well.
