Bound to Jinjiang's Anti-Piracy Novel System

[Important] The blurb may be revised again according to the outline before the story opens. The version posted on launch day will be the final one.

Jinjiang has hit another bug.

A newly developed anti-piracy system has suddenly gone haywire, forcibly binding itself to N original CEO romance novels. Sexual tension has abruptly turned into sexual shrinkage, and the situation is critical!

Gu Shuo: "So?"

System: "I'm begging you, Host! Fix these CEO novels that have been mangled beyond recognition and restore their original versions!"

Gu Shuo carefully read through the mission details and discovered that the anti-piracy system contained several anti-piracy modes. Once the number of errors corrected in each mode reached a certain threshold, that mode's shutdown mechanism would be triggered.

So all Gu Shuo had to do was keep correcting errors, submit them for System review, and trigger the shutdown mechanism.

The mission sounded difficult, but it was actually not simple at all.

For example, Anti-Piracy Mode One: [Books of the Same Genre Blended Together]

System: "You think this is one CEO novel, but it's actually three! To prevent piracy, the anti-piracy System has mixed together the free chapters from three books in the same genre, leaving a disjointed, chaotic mess that's hard to swallow!"

With three pairs of main couples, two childhood sweethearts returning from abroad, one gentle childhood friend, and two devoted male supporting characters in hand, Gu Shuo fell silent over a whole stack of character profiles.

Then there's Anti-Piracy Mode Two: [Main Couple's Names Swapped]

System: "You think the characters are recognizable just because the content is jumbled? Wrong! To prevent piracy, the System has swapped every name belonging to the tops, bottoms, male leads, and female leads! Now BG becomes GB, tops and bottoms switch places, and it's all about the thrills!"

Gu Shuo took the CEO's business card with a blank expression. The burly man, who stood 1.9 meters tall, was handsome and flashed an alluring smile. "Hello, my name is Ruan Rongrong."

Then there's Anti-Piracy Mode Three: [Luxury Brand Substitutions]

System: "What's one of the best parts of a CEO novel? Buying everything, flaunting wealth, and destroying your enemy with a single phone call! To prevent piracy, the System has turned Ferraris into Wuling Hongguangs, Italian wine into Laoshan Cola, Dior perfume into Liushen toilet water, and rare Hermes bags into Walmart shopping bags... With money this devalued, who could tell a CEO from a delinquent?"

So Gu Shuo, invited to a banquet, changed into a custom-made Metersbonwe outfit, fastened his Little Genius watch, slipped on a pair of Warrior sneakers, and waited in the hotel lobby for his assistant to slowly drive the latest seven-seat Wuling Hongguang up to him.

Then there's Anti-Piracy Mode Four: [Keyword Substitution]

System: "Heh. Big becomes small, long becomes short, quiet sobbing becomes loud laughter... The CEO's pride and joy might disappear altogether, and when they're in bed doing it... Hm? What's going on?"

Finally, Anti-Piracy Mode Five: [All Intimate Scenes Removed]

Gu Shuo: "..."

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Yu Heng was reborn.

The instant he opened his eyes, he knew something was wrong.

His family had moved from a luxurious mansion to an apartment block. Instead of a garden, terrace, and swimming pool, they now had a two-bedroom apartment shared by four generations.

His older brother was no longer named Yu Nan. He was now Ruan Rongrong. No more custom suits: now he wore polo shirts, skinny pants, and sockless loafers, with a man purse tucked under his arm.

His father, once so particular about his food and wine, had suddenly stopped eating fish roe with red wine and listening to musicals. Now he gulped down Niulanshan liquor with stinky tofu and played the song Green Apple Paradise by the Little Tigers on a cassette Walkman from the 1990s.

His mother, who adored Jimmy Choo, cheerfully asked him while wearing glittering plastic crystal sandals, "Well? These are the latest style from the old-lady farmers' market on Financial Street. They're covered in Yiwu rhinestones, the best in the whole world!"

His grandfather, who was obsessed with raising parrots and peacocks in the garden, shuffled over in old cloth shoes and a huge straw hat. "Heng, help your grandpa decide. Which looks prettier, this speckled chicken or this white-feathered chicken?"

Yu Heng was terrified.

He was afraid he might turn into one of these weirdos, too.

Just when he thought he was the only normal person in the world, disaster struck while he was taking a shower!

Where had his big manhood gone? Where were his pecs and abs?

Just as he was falling into despair, a truly normal person appeared. They met in the restroom of the most luxurious guesthouse. The stranger looked down at Yu Heng's wilted manhood and chuckled. "Your lighter's leaking."

To make the world normal again, Yu Heng climbed aboard the other man's ship... and lost his heart, too.

A scheming, secretly flirtatious top x a purehearted, adorable young master bottom

A silly, brainless, illogical little sweet treat

This idea originated in December 2023. There is dated proof of every revision, so please don't steal it.

Theme: Support each other and grow toward the light