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One Thursday night, in some year and some month.
"Crazy, crazy Thursday!"
"Ding, ding, ding."
"Transmigration package, just 9.9!"
"Ding, ding, ding."
Fu Li and Zhu Hua sang back and forth in an empty lot, while Huang Xiaoyu kept the beat beside them.
"I'm going to build a fried chicken kingdom!" Fu Li had barely finished speaking when a pair of hands grabbed her by the neck and shook her wildly.
Chi Qingye shouted, "We're here to open a pharmacy and research medicine! Not to build a fried chicken kingdom!"
A few hours earlier.
Four medical students had been sent to ancient times because the System bound itself to the wrong people. Their mission was to save the Rong Dynasty, which would be destroyed by a plague spreading four years later.
The four of them: "Are you serious?!"
Chi Qingye clutched her chest. "Ah Tong, maybe that time beneath the apricot blossoms was a mistake from the very beginning!"
System: "You're already here, so stay strong."
Zhu Hua: "What if we can't come up with a cure for the plague...?"
Fu Li ventured, "It should be fine, right?"
System: "It's really not a big deal. We can all die together."
The four of them: "..."
Huang Xiaoyu pointed at the radish-shaped System and asked, "I'm hungry. Can I wash it and take a bite?"
The other three smiled. "Xiao Huang, we'll help you wash the System."
System: "...Don't come any closer!"
Later, the four of them received gifts from the System, under duress: special abilities and a small courtyard with a pharmacy.
One day, the four of them ran into bandits while gathering herbs in the mountains.
Seeing the fierce-looking brutes, Huang Xiaoyu quickly backed away, while Zhu Hua and Fu Li hid behind Chi Qingye.
Zhu Hua patted Chi Qingye on the shoulder. "Xiao Chi, it's up to you to distract them!"
Chi Qingye was horrified. "???"
While Chi Qingye nervously threatened the bandits with poison, Fu Li took out her spatial bag, and she and Zhu Hua started rummaging through it.
Zhu Hua was baffled. "A butterfly net?"
Fu Li shook her head. "Throw it away."
Zhu Hua rummaged again. "What, my trading cards?!"
Fu Li urged, "Then put them away!"
...Ten tries later.
Zhu Hua was numb. "A rubber duck..."
Fu Li was losing it. "What is all this stuff?!"
Just as the bandits were about to advance, a tall figure stepped in front of them.
Reading Guide:
1. Unhinged humor! Unhinged humor! Unhinged humor!
2. Four medical students are accidentally bound to a System and transmigrate to another world, where they study medicine all over again.
3. None of the four is normal. There are some everyday medical details, but it's mostly comedy.
4. There are golden fingers and special abilities!
In short: Just read it for fun.
Theme: Pass down the traditions of Chinese medicine.
