Bad news: Jiang Siping transmigrated to ancient times, and the System wants her to run a shop until it becomes famous throughout the land.
Good news: She has a golden finger and can read minds through the System.
Bad news: She has to give people from ancient times MBTI tests before she can read their minds and enjoy the gossip.
Jiang Siping: ...Do I really have to open this shop? What kind of splash can MBTI make?
Good news: She expected the shop to be ignored, but it went viral overnight, and Jiang Siping moved her business to the imperial court.
[You have joined the group chat and been given the title "ENTJ" by the group owner]
Emperor: ENTJ? What is this thing I've never heard of?
Everyone watched with eager anticipation, waiting for Jiang Siping to dig up gossip about the old emperor.
[An ENTJ, tsk tsk. I bet none of the officials dare to remonstrate with this autocratic emperor.]
[Wow! The emperor writes the empress love letters every month. Forgive me for prying, but the old emperor's still got it!]
The officials: ??! Are we allowed to say this? Come on, say it!
The emperor: ??! Slander! I'll sue you for slander!
[The empress is an ENFP. No wonder she's so popular with men.]
[Too bad she's a hopeless romantic, though. Her pillow's hiding a whole stack of love letters she's written back, and the emperor has no idea.]
The emperor's face turned green, his expression shifting unpredictably. Can you stop leaving such dramatic pauses?
Jiang Siping looked up in bewilderment. Where's the emperor?
--The emperor went to sneak a peek at the love letters.
[This INFJ censor is hiding quite a secret. He sneaks a look at a sow's postnatal care in the middle of the night, then writes a poem to celebrate.]
[Who would have thought the dignified-looking ENFJ vice minister of revenue would be impotent after getting involved in romance too early?]
The officials: Wow, that's quite a scandal~
Then Jiang Siping turned her curiosity toward the mysterious, aloof prince, Bo Ye.
No matter how she tried to tempt him and coax him into taking an MBTI test, Bo Ye remained unmoved.
At last, out of options, she pinned Bo Ye against the wall. "Take this test!"
Bo Ye smiled warmly, twirled a lock of hair beside her ear, and said with a wicked smile, "No need. I'm an INTP."
Jiang Siping: "What, you transmigrated here too?"
Bo Ye hooked an arm around her waist and abruptly turned, holding her captive in his embrace. "What else did you think?"
#The Gossip-Loving Couple's Layers of Schemes#
(ENFP) Quirky, playful beauty vs. (INTP) Aloof, secretly flirtatious heartthrob
Name inspired by: "Thinking joyfully of Pan River, gathering its celery."
Theme: Pay attention to mental health
