A Detective Conan Fanatic

[Mostly first person, with some third-person perspective. There is a filter, and the tone leans chaotic and dark.]

1.

#There must be something wrong with this world where I can't make money#

What's more terrifying than waking up early to find a dead body outside your door?

Naturally, nearly being late for work.

As a Beika resident, I've long since gotten used to crime scenes popping up all over the place.

Forget a fresh corpse. Even the god of eight bombs showing up in person couldn't stop me from working to earn money!

But why is my boss always either the murderer or the victim? Is it really normal for every place I go to go bankrupt?

There must be something wrong with this world!

2.

#A movie screening, but in the Detective Conan world#

That day, every device in the world received an update notification.

The man in the video seduced people into committing crimes like Satan himself, while playing the part of an innocent bystander caught in the middle.

--If it weren't for the occasional formulaic smile that slipped through, people might have thought he was some kind of split-personality character.

It wasn't until they realized that this was a documentary...

3.

#Take that back, this is a peaceful and normal world#

Recently, quite a few detectives and police officers have gathered around me. I think it's because birds of a feather flock together, and I've always been a warmhearted person who stands for justice!

Besides, whenever we encounter a suspect, they protect me right away and make sure the suspect can't get anywhere near me.

I never imagined public safety in Beika could be improved on an individual level. It's so touching!

In return, whenever they encounter a difficult case, I've decided to point out the culprit for them!

As for why... Isn't it obvious? He stands out like the main character among a crowd of extras!

Theme: Love life