[Complete the full text, "I dare not make mistakes" in the next edition of Gudan]
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After his death, Lan Weishuang traveled through a book and became the tyrant of this fictional dynasty who was psychologically distorted due to illness and weakness, and whose every word and deed was full of signs of national subjugation.
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However, forget about being a murderous tyrant, and just be a coward who likes to be idle and indolent.
Lan Weishuang: It's too difficult to get up early, so I won't go to court early. Ministers should discuss matters among themselves.
However, all the civil and military officials wept with joy: His arbitrary Majesty was finally willing to let the courtiers speak!
Lan Weishuang: There are too many people in the palace, it's annoying my eyes, let's let a group of palace people out of the palace.
However, the palace maid and eunuch thanked her profusely: Your Majesty really has a heart of Bodhisattva! No more killing people now!
Lan Weishuang: Tanhua Lang talks about eating well, so I'll send you to farm.
However, Tanhualang burst into tears of gratitude: Your Majesty is truly the best of all! Bodies of the same mind!
The following year, the agricultural tools improved by Tan Hwa Lang were put into use, and the efficiency of farming and grain production increased significantly.
Long live the civil and military officials: Your Majesty has made great achievements and will shine through the ages. It is a blessing for the country to have such a wise king!
Lan Weishuang: Thank you, but I am really not worthy of the responsibility.
All the civil and military officials had tears in their eyes: Your Majesty is neither shy nor aggressive, you are a humble gentleman!
Lan Weishuang:......
The civil and military officials also said: It would be better if your majesty could consider the country and the country and draft the heirs as soon as possible!
Lan Weishuang: Ha.
Xie Huaiqing, the prime minister's son and ever-victorious general, was extremely talented and famous.
Lan Weishuang: The general's sword dance is pleasing to the eye. During your stay in Beijing, please come to the palace and become my personal bodyguard.
Xie Huaiqing originally thought that His Majesty had noticed his evil intentions and wanted to beat him or even take the opportunity to get rid of him.
However, Lan Weishang leaned against the bathtub and asked him pleasantly: Do you dare to make trouble?
Xie Huai cleared his throat and said, "I obey the order."
Xie Huaiqing was ordered to "commit rebellion" and often went in and out of the palace and stayed on the dragon bed.
All the civil and military officials burst into tears: Your Majesty is sacrificing his own life for benevolence. In order to contain the great general who has great achievements and shocked the master, Your Majesty has endured the humiliation and heavy burden!
Lan Weishuang:......
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※Advance collection of 1 "I Don't Dare to Make Mistakes"
Copywriting: Yun Qingxiao transformed into a sickly young man who flirts with cats and dogs, and also has the ability to "keep what he says" - he says what the current emperor must do.
Yun Qingxiao: I can't be lazy anymore today, I want to read the entire Analects of Confucius!
As a result, Emperor Ying Jinting was forced to put down the memorial and pick up the enlightenment books that he had memorized long ago.
Yun Qingxiao felt sleepy and fell asleep, leaving Ying Jinting alone to practice his bold words of "reading the entire Analects of Confucius".
Yun Qingxiao: I can't be lazy anymore today, I'm going to do a thousand push-ups to exercise!
So Emperor Ying Jinting left the important officials in the imperial study room alone and started doing push-ups.
Yun Qingxiao gave up after finishing two, while Ying Jinting gritted his teeth and finished a thousand.
Yun Qingxiao: I really can't be lazy anymore today. I have to go to the Imperial College on time for classes!
So early in the morning, the sleepy Yun Qingxiao and the frosty Emperor Ying Jinting met in a narrow road at the gate of the Imperial College.
On the same day, Yun Qingxiao, who was a sick man, was appointed as an imperial guard by Ying Jinting and was required to always accompany the emperor.
Ying Jinting reminded Yun Qingxiao: think carefully before speaking and don't speak nonsense.
Yun Qingxiao, who knew nothing about it: Huh? Don't worry, Your Majesty, I dare not make any mistakes!
Ying Jinting:......
※Preview 2 "The Sick Beauty Goes Crazy in Ba Zong Literature"
Copywriting: After re-living his life, Luo Qianjian realized that he was just a cannon fodder living in the ancient overlord literature, and was just a part of the protagonist's love play.
What's even more exaggerated is that the overlord literature that makes up this world is a series of stories, and the overlord travels everywhere.
Luo Qianjian's parents, eldest brother, second sister, and four younger sisters are all the protagonists of this series. Only Luo Qianjian's position is different. He is just a sick man with no sense of existence. In his previous life, he served as cannon fodder, tool man, and even a villain in every corner of the family.
After rebirth, Luo Qianjian: They are all sick, so it is better to go crazy.
Anyway, I died young, let's see who is more unscrupulous!
In his previous life, his father secretly took care of the young Bai Yueguang mother and son, and his mother secretly burned paper for her first love who died young. They got divorced after the Dong Chuang incident. In the end, the whole family blamed Luo Qianjian for not exposing it early after knowing about it.
After rebirth, facing his parents who asked him to keep their secrets, Luo Qianjian invited his father's Bai Yueguang and his son to visit with his left hand. With his right hand, he put his mother's first love photo on the dining table and said happily: "There are many people, it's lively!"
Luo's parents:…
In the previous life, the eldest brother found a substitute lover and found Luo Qianjian's college roommate who looked like a white flower. After experiencing all kinds of abuse and abuse, they finally got married, and then together they attacked Luo Qianjian, whom they had persuaded them to break up with.
After his rebirth, when faced with his elder brother and roommate who asked him to be a matchmaker, Luo Qianjian directly joined the group and introduced: My elder brother likes to have hot and cold violence together, and the advantage is that he spends a lot of money on his stand-in. My roommate likes to eat soft food but has a strong ability to withstand pressure. You two are a match made in heaven.
The eldest brother of the Luo family and his roommate:...
In the previous life, the second sister made love to Luo Qianjian's little naughty dog, and after the same process of running away and being unable to fly, they became entangled, and then together they denounced Luo Qianjian, who had helped the little naughty dog escape in the past.
After being reborn, Luo Qianjian directly called the police when facing Faxiao who was tremblingly reaching out to him for help: Hello, someone is illegally detained here.
The second sister of the Luo family and Fa Xiao:...
In her previous life, the fourth sister wanted to break up with the gangster school bully in high school. Luo Qianjian stepped in for her and scolded the school bully and was beaten. As a result, the fourth sister reunited with the successful school bully many years later and even complained that Luo Qianjian disliked the poor and loved the rich.
After his rebirth, faced with the crying fourth sister and the arrogant school bully, Luo Qianjian chose to report to the school: There is a student in your school who fell in love early, has an improper learning attitude, and unclear learning goals. It is recommended that he be expelled.
The fourth sister of the Luo family and the school bully:...
The Luo family decided to arrange a marriage for Luo Qianjian and let him bring trouble to other families. The marriage partner was Gu Xingyun, the eldest son of the Gu family who was blinded in a car accident.
Sickness and blindness are a perfect match.
It just so happened that Luo Qianjian also knew a lot about the Gu family's gossip.
Luo Qianjian discussed with the Gu family: Your eldest young master's eyes can still be saved. As long as I give you enough money, I can let you know what rejuvenation and medical miracles are!
Gu Xingyun who pretended to be blind: ... Don't save me, I'll give you double the amount.
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Mission: Cherish life and live optimistically