In the Underworld, I Became a God by Eating Melons and Live Broadcasting

[The full text is completed, and the next chapter is written as "The Emperor's Master burst into tears"] [Copy of this article]: As the extraditer of the underworld, You Yunyi's job is to listen to the ghosts crying about their obsessions every day and guide them to resolve them. Recently, the underworld has introduced modern offices and built a live broadcast room for You Yunyi's office so that all the ghosts in the underworld and the dying people in the underworld can watch. You Yunyi: It's more difficult to catch fish at work. Jpg Although you can eat melons, after eating melons for thousands of years, things in the world are no longer new... But the viewers in the live broadcast room seem to like watching it. Ghost 1: "It's not easy for my family to save some money, so I didn't get treatment when I was sick. I had to save the money for my husband and children to live in the future. I've been queuing in the underworld for three years, and I don't know how my husband and children are doing. Sir, please help me. It's best to give them a dream to stop thinking about me and live a good life." You Yunyi comforted him: "Don't worry, you died at the beginning of the month, your ex-husband remarried at the end of the month, and you have a new child before the New Year. Your children are also doing well. If they don't go to school and work as cows and horses, they will starve to death, so they don't have time to think about you." A woman in the ward of the Yangjian Hospital who was about to give up treatment: "... I will treat it! Even if I lose all my money, I will treat it!" Ghost 2: "My boyfriend actually dared to cheat on me! I jumped directly from his balcony. He must have regretted it to death!" You Yunyi nodded: "I regret letting you into his house, which caused the housing prices of his house and the entire community to drop, so he made a big fuss at your funeral, which made your dad suffer from a cerebral hemorrhage and your mother cried blindly. He also regretted that the fuss was too light, so he continued to spread rumors online that you were cheating on him." The lovelorn person who was about to step out on the roof of the balcony said: "... I immediately pulled my legs back and gave the scumbag a big kick." Ghost 3: "I died unjustly! I saw a very fresh fish next to the garbage dump. I felt it was a pity, so I picked it back and cooked it to eat. Who knew that thing is called pufferfish! Is it wrong for me to be thrifty?" You Yunyi echoed: "That's right. In order to retrieve this fish, you even climbed over the wall of someone else's house. You are not only diligent and thrifty, but also hardworking and simple." Yang Jian was about to reach out and steal the neighbor's meat, which was said to have been soaked in rat poison to poison the rats, but he silently took it back. - You Yunyi was weak in life, and after death his soul was so weak that he could not be reincarnated, so he could only earn merit by being an extraditer. But it is difficult to accumulate merit, and You Yunyi gave up long ago after studying for a thousand years. However, one day after watching the live broadcast, he was suddenly informed that he had accumulated enough merit! You Yunyi is pleasantly surprised: I can finally get off work and reincarnate? The King of Hell said kindly: No, you have been promoted to become a formal employee of Hades. You Yunyi, a non-staff member who attended the Thousand Year Class:... The underworld has a limited staff, and becoming a regular employee means being able to eat incense and strengthen your body, which is much more difficult than getting the chance to be reincarnated. The King of Hell encourages You Yunyi to continue to work hard and shine in your job! After You Yunyi became a good person, he could hear the voices in the world, and then he realized that the dying people who had seen his live broadcast had burned a lot of incense for him. [Hello Lord Death in the live broadcast room, thank you for persuading me before I jumped off the bridge...] [I beg the God of Death to appear. Is my dog that died a few years ago down there? Can you live broadcast with me? [When will the God of Death be able to watch the Book of Life and Death live, please, please! Colleagues from Hades expressed their support for You Yunyi's live broadcast room: "With the 'Death' live broadcast room, our workload has been reduced!" You Yunyi:...... [Advance receipt copy written on 20241025] ※Pre-collection 1 "The sick beauty got smashed after dribbling the ball up" Copywriting: Ning Yichu was the fake young master of the Ning family. They say he has a despicable nature. When he was young, he knew how to pretend to be the lost young master of the Ning family and infiltrate a wealthy family. After the real young master returned home, he shamelessly continued to cling to the Ning family. As an adult, he even climbed into the bed of the young master of the He family who was about to be engaged to the real young master of the Ning family. Finally, even though a man was pregnant, he even publicized it and took the ball to the top. Such a shameless person died early, which is really satisfying... Ning Yichu knew that everyone around him hated him, including He Shixia, who married him out of a sense of responsibility. But he didn't care, he just wanted to seize every opportunity to climb up. However, at the moment of life and death, Ning Yichu realized that he was just the cannon fodder villain in a book about true and false young masters - the real young master of the Ning family was the protagonist. And Ning Yi was born weak and sickly. He was abandoned, suspected, compared, and scorned. He tried his best to get nothing, and finally died when everyone was happy. This was his life. After being reborn, Ning Yichu didn't want to make the same mistakes again, but the timing of his rebirth was unlucky. When he opened his eyes, it was already the day after he and He Shixia received the certificate. Ning Yichu looked at her three-month pregnant belly and said: Let's get a divorce. I will abort the child. You can compensate me with money. He Shixia was silent for a long time and answered him: Okay, after you finish participating in the show with me, we will get a divorce. ——Best actor He Shixia, at the time when he was famous, news of his marriage was revealed. According to legend, he married his one-night stand, Fengzi. In order to quell the frivolous scandal, He Shixia accepted a daily variety show and agreed with Ning Yichu to participate together. In her previous life, Ning Yichu was always careful and considerate in everything she did on the show, but things always went against her expectations. In the end, almost everyone shouted for beatings. In this life, Ning Yi has been in trouble for the first time, and no one cares about it. She just waits to get her pay, finish recording the show, go home and get divorced—— Faced with a popular young man who seemed to be showing kindness but actually wanted to make him look embarrassed, Ning Yichu directly exposed his shortcomings: Do your fans know that you have a girlfriend? Does your girlfriend know that you are married and she is planning to have three children? Do your teammates know that you intentionally caused him to suffer fractures and robbed him of resources? Faced with people who openly wanted to trample him into the mud and had a crush on Young Master Zhen, Ning Yichu made a final statement: I climbed into He Shixia's bed and cut off the possibility of his engagement with Young Master Ning. Didn't I give you the opportunity to pursue Young Master Ning? Why didn't you get divorced and pursue your sweetheart? Faced with the considerate care of her nominal husband He Shixia, Ning Yichu refused: Divorce after the show, stop pretending to be affectionate, troublesome, anyway, I will not praise your skills against my will. Netizens: Huh? Can we really listen to this? - After the recording of the show ended, Ning Yichu took out the divorce agreement. He Shixia discussed seriously: Now that you are divorced, you can only get a very small amount of money. But if you cooperate with me to maintain the marriage for another three years, I will give you ten times the compensation. Ning Yichu: ... You can't even give up money just to get a chance. However, three years later, He Shixia said again: If you cooperate with me for another five years, I will give you twenty times more. Ning Yichu:... ※Preview 2 "The Sick Beauty Breaks Up When the Love Complex Ends" Copywriting: The actor Lu Yousuo suspected of amnesia. After waking up, he insisted that he had a lover. The next day, Lu Yousui hugged Sang Shiyue who was passing by at the door of the hospital, and said sadly: I woke up yesterday, and you just came today... Forget it, just come, who makes me reluctant to break up with you. Sang Shiyue:...... Sang Shiyue was frail and sick, and went to the hospital for physical examinations on a daily basis. Unexpectedly, he would be mistakenly identified by the actor. The actor's family also asked him to help stage a breakup scene so that the actor would stop thinking. Sang Zhiyue was short of money for medical treatment, so she agreed for the sake of generous remuneration, and then used her lifelong acting skills to break up with Lu Youyi. Lu Yousuo was hit hard, but he still refused to give up. After being obsessed with it for a while, he finally proposed: Let's go on a love show together. If you still want to break up after recording the show, I will agree to it. The pay for Lian Zong was high, and people around the actor repeatedly requested it. Sang Shiyue and Lu You became suspicious of Lian Zong, and they just waited to break up after recording the show. - Actor Lu You suspected that he was in an accident. After waking up, he unexpectedly exposed his relationship and was about to take his lover outside the industry to a love show. Netizens are speculating a lot. They can't imagine how the vicious-tongued actor, who feels uncomfortable without quarreling for three minutes, can fall in love. Does it all depend on the doting of his partner? Actor Lu's partner must have a good temper! However, after the broadcast—— Lu Youyi stayed close to Sang Shiyue, and was extremely attentive and enthusiastic. Half of the ten sentences he said were love words. On the contrary, Sang Shiyue's reaction was mediocre and he always refused Lu Youyi's concern. Netizen: Dumbfounded. Jpg #This love brain is definitely not our Actor Lu! #Bactor Lu's partner has a very good temper #It's not appropriate to have an awkward scene in public, so the young couple went back to bed to make a fuss! - During the love affair, Lu Yousu was considerate and caring in every possible way. Sang Shiyue could only remind herself a few times that Lu Yousuo was like this because of amnesia and misunderstanding. They had never really been in love, and they would break up after the love affair. However, after the show ended, Sang Shiyue unexpectedly learned that Lu Yousuo's amnesia had actually recovered before he started on the love drama. During their relationship, everything they said and did came from Lu Yousu's sincerity. The initial misunderstanding of amnesia originated from a secret love that had been buried for many years. —— Mission: Cherish life and live optimistically