After Dribbling the Ball into the Position, the Sick Beauty Was in a Bad Position

[The full text is completed, and the next chapter is written as "The Tyrant Became the Cat of the Foolish King in Later Generations"] [Copy of this article]: Ning Yichu was the fake young master of the Ning family. People around him said he was despicable—— When I was young, I knew that I would pretend to be a lost young master of the Ning family and sneak into a wealthy family. After the real young master returned home, the fake young master shamelessly continued to cling to the Ning family. After he became an adult, he even climbed into the bed of the young master of the He family who was about to be engaged to Master Zhen. Finally, as a man, he was pregnant, and he actually promoted it and took the ball to the top. Such a shameless person eventually died early in childbirth. How could it not be a huge relief? Ning Yichu knew that everyone around him hated him, including He Shixia, who married him out of a sense of responsibility. But he didn't care, he just wanted to seize every opportunity to climb up. However, at the moment of life and death, Ning Yichu realized that he was just the cannon fodder villain in a book about true and false young masters - the real young master of the Ning family was the protagonist. And Ning Yichu, who was born weak and sick, was abandoned, suspected, compared, and scorned. He tried his best to get nothing, and finally died when everyone was happy. This was his life. After being reborn, Ning Yichu didn't want to make the same mistakes again, but the timing of his rebirth was unlucky. When he opened his eyes, it was already the day after he and He Shixia received the certificate. Ning Yichu looked at her three-month pregnant belly and said: Let's get a divorce. I will abort the child. You can compensate me with money. He Shixia was silent for a long time and answered him: Okay, after you finish participating in the show with me, we will get a divorce. ——Best actor He Shixia, at the time when he was famous, news of his marriage was revealed. According to legend, he married his one-night stand, Fengzi. In order to quell the frivolous scandal, He Shixia accepted a variety show and agreed with Ning Yichu to participate together. In her previous life, Ning Yichu was always careful and considerate in everything she did on the show, but things always went against her expectations. In the end, almost everyone shouted for beatings. In this life, Ning Yi has been in trouble for the first time, and no one cares about it. She just waits to get her pay, finish recording the show, go home and get divorced—— Faced with a popular young man who seemed friendly but actually wanted to make him look bad, Ning Yichu directly exposed the shortcomings: Do your fans know that you have a girlfriend? Does your girlfriend know that you are married and she is planning to have three children? Do your teammates know that you intentionally caused him to suffer fractures and robbed him of resources? Faced with someone who openly wants to trample him into the mud and has a crush on Master Zhen, Ning Yichu made a speech as if they had died together: I climbed into He Shixia's bed and cut off the possibility of his family being engaged to Young Master Ning. Didn't I give you the opportunity to pursue Young Master Ning? Why don't you get divorced and pursue your sweetheart? Faced with the considerate care of her nominal husband, He Shixia, Ning Yichu refused: Get divorced after the show. Stop pretending to be in love. It's troublesome. Anyway, I won't praise you for your skills against your will. Netizens: Huh? Can we really listen to this? - After the recording of the show ended, Ning Yichu took out the divorce agreement. He Shixia discussed seriously: Now that you are divorced, you can only get a very small amount of money. But if you cooperate with me to maintain the marriage for another three years, I will give you ten times the compensation. Ning Yichu: ... You can't even give up money just to get a chance. However, three years later, He Shixia said again: If you cooperate with me for another five years, I will give you twenty times more. Ning Yichu:... [Advance receipt copy written at 20241109] Fine-tuning 20250929 ※Pre-collection 1 "The tyrant became the cat of a coward in later generations" Copywriting: On the day when the capital of the Yu Dynasty was destroyed, the last emperor Yu Qiyuan burned himself in the palace city. Later generations commented: Emperor Yu Ai Qiyuan was cruel and unjust throughout his life, and his only ending was that he died for his country, which showed his kingly demeanor and deserves to be remembered in history. Hearing what later generations said, Yu Qiyuan wanted to explain: I thought too much, I didn't die for my country, I drank too much and didn't pay attention to the charcoal fire. But now he can't speak... Can't speak human words. ——Yu Qiyuan was reborn a hundred years later and became a cat. After the fall of the Yu Dynasty, the new dynasty Zhuang State was established. Now a hundred years have passed, and the country of Zhuang has also reached a period of crisis. However, the current emperor Zhuang Yiwei is "unafraid in the face of danger". After he ascended the throne, he did not engage in government affairs and only enjoyed leisure and work all day long. He is a cowardly king. Yu Qiyuan, the tyrant, happened to be a cat in Zhuang Guo's palace, and was even taken to his side by Zhuang Yiwei, the faint king. Although they were both emperors that everyone shouted at, Yu Qiyuan really looked down on Zhuang Yiwei. ——This foolish man keeps talking all day long, saying "I want to go online" like a spider. Yu Qiyuan was impatient and wanted to run away, but Zhuang Yiwei held him down and rubbed him. Reborn as such a cat, the majesty of the emperor was completely lost. Yu Qiyuan was so angry that he kicked Zhuang Yiwei several times. Unexpectedly, this foolish king was very happy after being kicked: "Baby, you are so energetic!" Yu Qiyuan: "..." ——This foolish king has no talent or ability, and he doesn't even have a temper. He is happy to be scolded by his ministers. The tyrant Yu Qiyuan had never been so angry in his life, and he immediately slapped the minister on the face with a slap... And a paw. The minister wanted to catch the evil cat, skin it and cramp it, but Zhuang Yiwei just covered Yu Qiyuan's cat ears: "Don't listen, honey, it's a bad comment." Yu Qiyuan felt that this man was very useless, so he gave Zhuang Yiwei a paw out of anger. The foolish king didn't get angry and continued to talk: "Is there rabies these days? Do free-range domestic cats need to be vaccinated?" Yu Qiyuan: "..." ——This faint king is also timid and afraid of ghosts. He doesn't even dare to sleep alone and insists on sleeping with Yu Qiyuan's cat body. Yu Qiyuan, who was forcibly hugged, became furious and punched and kicked Zhuang Yiwei. Hun Jun gasped and coaxed: "Don't slap your face, my dear, I will still have to rely on my face to support you when the country is subjugated." Yu Qiyuan struggled in vain, so he simply had nothing to lose and used Zhuang Yiwei as a mattress to sleep on. One night, Zhuang Yiwei suddenly felt that the cat on his body was much heavier. So he vaguely touched the cat: "Baby, have you gained weight... Hiss?!" Zhuang Yiwei didn't touch the fluffy cat, but only touched the skin like gelatin. He woke up with a fright, and then he found a beautiful man with beautiful face and beautiful face lying on top of him. Yu Qiyuan was awakened by him, only to find that he had turned into a human body. "I know you." Zhuang Yiwei poked Yu Qiyuan's face blankly, "You are the narcissistic Emperor Yu Ai who has been painting self-portraits for his whole life!" Emperor Yu Ai Yu Qiyuan: "..." Zhuang Yiwei frowned: "No matter you are a human or a ghost, where is my cat? Give me my cat back first." Yu Qiyuan thought for a moment, then smiled evilly: "I Huanyang needs sacrifices. Your cat has been eaten. It's your turn next." Zhuang Yiwei looked at Yu Qiyuan, who only had long hair covering his body, and hesitated: "... You are good-looking, so you have to pay attention to dining etiquette. Why don't you put on your clothes neatly first." Yu Qiyuan: "..." - News from the palace leaked out that His Majesty is now becoming more and more greedy for pleasure. He used to be obsessed with raising cats, but now he actually keeps cats! Still a man of unknown origin! It is said that the man has the appearance of an immortal and is quite popular with His Majesty. They eat and sleep together and never want to be separated. The palace official also said that the man was very disrespectful to His Majesty. He was either presumptuous or gone away. He even dared to call himself me! But His Majesty still loves him so much! This was so unbecoming, the officials were furious, and the imperial censor threatened to remonstrate with death, hoping that His Majesty would know his way back and kill the male concubine who was causing harm to the country. Yu Qiyuan just walked out from behind the screen: "Male concubine? Are you talking about me?" Baiguan: "..." Your Majesty raised a man who looked like the last emperor of the previous dynasty, gave him the name of the last emperor of the previous dynasty, and asked him to learn the violent character of the last emperor of the previous dynasty and call himself "I"... Baiguan: So our Majesty is not obsessed with beauty, but is just obsessed with admiring Emperor Yu Ai? ... It's even more shocking, isn't it! The country of Zhuang is dead! ※Advance collection 2 "Don't just pick up rabbits in the abyss" Copywriting: The monsters of the abyss picked up a newborn white rabbit and named it Bai Mang. They originally thought it was a soft and well-behaved little cute, and they all rushed to raise it. Unexpectedly, the little white rabbit turned out to be a demon star... ——The evil dragon collected many golden treasures in the cave. One day when he was cleaning them up, he found that there were many holes on the surface of all the treasures. The evil dragon roared: "Which bastard touched my treasure!!!" Bai Mang held a gem (gnawing, gnawing, gnawing): "Ah? Can't you gnaw on it?" The evil dragon cried: "Oh no... The baby wants to grind his teeth, just chew them. Do you want to go to the black goat's house to grind his teeth?" ——The black goat was very disdainful of the evil dragon's stingy behavior. He pointed to his stone cave and let Bai Mang eat it without worry. Bai Mang jumped onto the fresh and tender grass that Black Goat had finally found, and ate it all. Black Goat endured his heartache: "... Will Mangmang be full?" Bai Mang jumped to the corner of the cave and dug a hole, shouting that he was hungry while digging. The black goat went out to look for food, and suddenly heard a loud roar. He looked over and found that his cave had collapsed... Bai Mang jumped out from the pile of collapsed rocks, looking at each other with the black goat with red eyes and an innocent face. ——Bai Mang was sent to the mutated Kapibala's house by the heartbroken Black Goat. Kapibala had a stable mood and a kind face. Kapibala lives in the water and is not afraid of Bai Mang. However, Bai Mang doesn't like the water, so he keeps stamping on Kapibala's back. Kapibala was so worried that he finished chewing a piece of waterweed, and then supported Bai Mang on his broken body to go to the next monster's house. … Finally, as the monsters in the abyss spent their days and nights dreaming gloomily, Bai Mang grew up and was able to turn into a human form. The monsters quickly packed Bai Mang's luggage, packed a pile of stones and grass with banana leaves, and sent Bai Mang away from the abyss. Bai Mang hugged the banana leaves and gnawed on the horns that the moose had just lost this year. He reluctantly said: "I don't want to leave home..." The monsters hurriedly encouraged each other: "Mang Mang has grown up and wants to go out to gain knowledge. Go quickly. Go quickly." If this little brat doesn't leave, the abyss will be demolished! - After leaving the abyss, Bai Mang accidentally came to the entrance of the underground city where humans gathered. When questioned, he opened the banana leaf and explained to the guard: "This is my toy and food." Listening to his innocent words and looking at the stones and weeds in his hands, others around him showed sympathy. After entering the dungeon, Bai Mang was very curious about the new environment. He was so excited that he jumped up and down in the room and ran in circles. The dormitory building used as a temporary residence was of poor quality and collapsed at Bai Mang's feet. The house just collapsed. Bai Mang climbed out of the ruins as usual, thinking it was not a big problem. ... But this time it seems like the problem is a little bigger. Bai Mang was brought to the interrogation room with his hands cuffed, and sitting opposite him was Fu Hao, a specially invited expert on dungeons. Fu Hao sensed Bai Mang's true identity: "You are a mutated rabbit." Bai Mang was warned by the monsters in the abyss not to expose his inhuman identity, so he silently took out a piece of grass and handed it to Fu Hao: "Do you want to eat it? This grass is very tender." Fu Hao: "... Are you bribing me?" Then one day—— Bai Mang was angry, so Fu Hao also went to the abyss to pick a handful of grass for him. He brought it back and tried to make the little rabbit happy: "Want to eat it? It's the taste of your hometown." A passerby who didn't know but joined in the fun and heard this: ... I've long heard that Expert Bai was born in a poor family. I didn't expect that he grew up eating grass in his hometown. How pitiful! —— Mission: Cherish life and live optimistically