[Arkham] From the Start in Arkham, I'm Ready to Wreck Everyone

Blurb:

I played the Arkham series last night, and today I'm in Arkham Asylum, listening to a guy in a lab coat blather on.

Life. How can one word, "hard," possibly cover it?

The only lucky thing is that I can still control Batman, and I even have an "immortality" buff. Wonderful! Time to start running people over!

Let's start with you, Joker!

If I can't run you to death, I'll keep running you over until you die. Hee hee hee, hahahahaha...

Notes:

1. The protagonist isn't cosplaying. He just uses a Batman character card. It's basically like playing the Arkham series, except it's in real life.

2. OOC is my fault, the characters belong to their creators. The goal is to run people over. There's no logic, and it has a happy ending for the whole family.

3. This is a product of my lingering frustration after the Arkham series made me furious for a while. I've reached enlightenment now, and a mere game can't make me angry anymore. I'm totally calm. I mean, seriously, Jason, say a few more lines. I love hearing you talk.

4. I love you, Jason! Hahahahahahahaha!

Theme: Say "I love you" sincerely!