After They Read My Mind, the Ugly-Disguised Cannon Fodder Became Everyone's Favorite

After staying up all night reading novels and dying suddenly, Song Yanqiao transmigrated into a book. In the novel, he was a contrast character doomed to be cannon fodder on a dating show hyped as a feast for the eyes. All the other guests were breathtaking beauties, while he was plain-looking. Unwilling to be a foil for the protagonists, he kept making a fool of himself and picking fights. The guests from wealthy families came to hate him and took turns sending him off to mine coal in Africa. Song Yanqiao, now in the book: I can definitely play the part. Cute.jpg As Song Yanqiao completed his tasks, he followed the System and listened to the gossip, muttering to himself: |I've seen a woman married to a gay man under false pretenses, but never a straight man pretending to be gay to swindle someone's family fortune. Is he straight with a bit of bi in him? I might as well be a dead man with a little life in me, an introvert with a little extrovert in me. Q.Q, WeChat?| All the guests stopped and looked at Song Yanqiao: Q.Q? WeChat? What was that weird noise? Let's hear more. Song Yanqiao looked at Lin Xuan, his catlike eyes wide open: |So that's what they mean by a baby-arm-sized one. Is it really twenty centimeters? w(?Д?)w| All the guests looked at Lin Xuan at the same time: For real? Lin Xuan: ... - Song Yanqiao was mocked for being ugly by viewers as soon as he joined the show. Even fellow guest Xiao Chen couldn't help asking, "Song Yanqiao, don't you think you're ugly?" Song Yanqiao: "?" He was supposed to be ugly, wasn't he? Everyone saw what Song Yanqiao really looked like. Xiao Chen stared at him, dumbfounded. "Damn, you little liar." [Looking that damn good, do you have a death wish?] [Let me lick you, darling!!!] The haters were furious. [An older brother who picks through trash, a second sister who's a hopeless romantic, a younger sister who's bullied, a terminally ill younger brother, and him, broken inside. Heh. Song Yanqiao, this poor pathetic simp, is obviously trying to use his looks to hook up with rich young masters and make up for his broken family.] Later, Song Yanqiao went to a banquet with his older brother. [Where's his brother? I can't see him. My wife looks so good, hehe.] He went on a show with his second sister. [Heh, his sister's a hopeless romantic and a top-tier star. So what you're saying is, my wife Yanqiao could just kiss me out of nowhere, right?] He went to a young geniuses' forum with his little sister. [Hey, bullied little sister. Qiao Bao, open the door. I brought a gift to see our little sis.] He went to watch his younger brother's first gaming tournament. [A genius esports player? Who knows what he's doing. Hehe, I just want to snuggle up to my wife Yanqiao.] The haters couldn't help themselves. [So what if Song Yanqiao has an impressive family? Lin Xuan, Shen Zhou, and Xiao Chen would never marry him.] Lin Xuan made a public declaration of love: Everyone better come to my wedding with my little squirrel. Shen Zhou V: How are you any different from Cao Cao!!! Xiao Chen V: I'm going to take my wife back right now. Bei Yutang V: Baby, open the door. It's Lin Xuan. The fans thought the haters would just keep sneering, but instead one of them lost it. [Yanqiao, honestly, you only agreed to marry him to make me mad, TAT. Darling, say something. You don't actually plan to marry Lin Xuan, do you?] "This isn't right," Song Yanqiao said, blushing as he tugged at Lin Xuan's sleeve. But Lin Xuan held him by the nape and kissed him until he couldn't speak. His inner monologue, however, didn't stop: |Look what you've done. Now everyone's upset.| The man's voice was low and beguiling. "You were thinking about someone else while we kissed. That makes me upset too, darling." Song Yanqiao: "!!!" An introverted, intermittently unhinged, naturally spaced-out beauty who acts a little extroverted, paired with an emotionally stable, jealous powerhouse top who can see his wife but can't have him [How to enjoy this story: 1. The writing is at an elementary-school level. 2. A silly, sweet, feel-good story with no logic. 3. If you don't like it, just leave. There are countless great stories on JJ. If all else fails, let's find another one. 4. About the worldbuilding: this is a world formed by merging several novel series. For example, there will be supernatural elements as well as ABO elements. If you can't accept that, please steer clear. 5. Most of the popular jokes in the story come from the internet. Theme: The world needs ordinary people.