My name is Miyamoto Iori. I'm ten years old, I live in Tokyo, and I go to elementary school.
The week before last, our school held a soccer match against Seiyo Elementary. Hinamori Amu from the other team crushed me.
Last week, I learned from my experience, worked up my courage, and played in a friendly match against Teitan Elementary. Then that guy named Kudo Shinichi on the other team crushed me.
This week, I finally gave up on soccer and won first place in the youth division of the national kendo tournament.
On my way home, a stylish older girl who was pretending to get hit by a car tricked me out of a month's allowance. Then she told the boy beside her, who looked like my dad's secret love child, to beat me up.
I'm sorry. I'm too weak.
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The closet in Miyamoto Iori's room turned into a magic door.
The elementary schooler only watches prime-time TV, so she figures this bunch of weirdos covered in blood must be the "juvenile delinquents" her mom warned her about, whether the small or big kind. She usually knocks them out and takes them to the police station.
A high school psychic on the other side of a wall is forced to team up with an elementary schooler to pull off their capers. The process goes: "Iori knocks them out, Iori sends them through the door, Saiki steals them back from the police station, Saiki sends them back to their original world."
Until one day, Iori forgets to seal up the snacks she left out overnight, attracting the strongest creature in the world to rampage through her room. The psychic finally gives up on her.
The high schooler, already on Mars, speaks through a vacuum: "Iori, you're on your own from here."
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The villain transmigrates.
The villain wakes up.
The villain spots the elementary schooler staring at him.
The villain launches a sneak attack!
The villain passes out!
A few things to know before reading
1. The heroine, Miyamoto Iori (female), is in elementary school and will remain an elementary schooler throughout the story.
2. There might occasionally be some depictions of a weirdo who's not quite an elementary schooler (laughs).
3. The narration changes; it's usually in the third person.
4. The protagonist has no romantic pairing, no pairing at all. However, there will be Iori, Musashi's disciple, as well as a possibly gay swordsman and his lord from a parallel world. [Please take note]
Theme: Elementary schoolers don't understand chuunibyou
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