Broken Glass Recycling Bin [Western Crossover]

All my American and British film and TV story ideas that I started but am too lazy to continue go here.

Reader's guide: A collection of strange little scenes involving Mona the Little Witch, Harry Potter, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Twilight, and The Mortal Instruments.

"Chocolate Dark Lord"

Little Witch Mona x Dark Lord Riddle.

"Have you ever had Dove chocolate?" "...I've never been in love."

"I'm Going to Dye This Thing Green"

Tribute Astoria x mentor Draco.

His hair already shines so brilliantly. How can anyone expect him to be kind as well?

"You Don't Know What It Means to Be a Muggle-Born Malfoy"

"She has no money, no power, no influence, and she's close to her half-blood sisters."

"I don't care. I just want to pluck that golden rose."

"What Do I Do About My Brother Loving Me Too Much?"

Angel, please break his legs within three days.

Thesis: I'd rather believe this godforsaken world has no magic