This is something a friend wrote. I'm posting it for her~ A little keepsake.
A Three Kingdoms version of the Longzhong Plan, with a look at how Guo Xiaojia freeloads and eats her way through Cao Wei's ranks...
All right, this is just a parody (making fun of the Three Kingdoms and the new Three Kingdoms TV series).
If Guo Jia only knew how to freeload and eat (wrong),
if Xun Yu owed Guo Jia a huge debt (very wrong),
if Yuan Shao liked Tony Leung's Zhou Gongjin (extremely wrong),
if Cao Cao were nothing but an extra whose favorite pastime was being fooled (completely wrong),
Ahem, this is just a funny little skit (though I don't know what a skit is, either). Don't take it personally.
This story is entirely fictional. If anything seems familiar, then it must be true!
History is the bones, art the wings. OTL
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