Why is Albus Dumbledore always the one getting dumped?
As a die-hard Dumbledore fan, I feel under a lot of pressure...
So is this what the story is about?
Dumbledore: I've completely lost the passion I had back then. I don't love you at all, Gellert. I've found the person I truly love: Tom Riddle, Mary Sue, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy are my true loves!
Grindelwald: ...Are you kidding me? Those were the exact words I said to you yesterday, weren't they???
Mary Sue: Albus is the kindest person I've ever met. I'll protect him and keep Ariana safe!
Tom Riddle: Professor Dumbledore is the only person worthy of standing by my side!
Severus Snape: Not everyone can understand the headmaster's heart...
Harry Potter: I won't let myself miss all this again. If Headmaster Dumbledore is gone, what's the point of me being the Chosen One?
Draco Malfoy: = = I don't know why I got dragged into this... Is it because I was once one of Gellert's many new ships?
Aaaah! This story is a crackfic that pokes fun at canon going off the rails! It pokes fun at all those vile, vile, vile deeds: breaking up canon couples and bashing old Dumbledore!
You know how it goes: every character paired with Gellert is going to get paired with Albus too~
Albus~! Be brave, kick old Gellert to the curb, and embrace a new life!
(This story isn't aimed at any other authors or their works. It's purely for my own amusement and written to poke fun... If you really hate the headmaster, please don't read it~~)
Gellert is only two years younger than Albus. Both of them were old men when they appeared in the original novel. Doesn't anyone want to see two old grandfathers having sex like me?
The most annoying thing is to split the official match! Especially Grindelwald and Principal Deng! What's wrong with me, Principal Deng? When I was young, Principal Deng had long reddish-brown hair and blue eyes. I wasn't too beautiful. I was smart, smart, just, kind, and loved by everyone. I was more than enough to match everyone. Only others are not worthy of our principal. Our principal is not worthy of others, okay?! Rowling's official match has been stamped, so I'm going to tear it apart!
This is a good rant! I despise those who split official positions the most!
Those who dismantle official positions and those who accuse Lao Deng will be criticized!!!!!! Author GuliangGJ!!! ><The Bee Party said that the principal is the highest!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't kick us carelessly
LZ, you are even more so. It's rare to find such a good article. The ending is actually a sad article. I don't even dare to enter. TT
Ah ha ha ha ha (?ω?)Hiahiahia~Never... Never... Will... Trick...(This person is crazy)
I hope it is General Deng who attacks and evil does not prevail over good! Evil does not prevail over good! Evil does not prevail over good!!!
Shi Tongsaigao... I never thought that such a cold CP would have the same hobbies... Li Shangyin is the one who suffers!
... Why, I think Miss Su is very cute... What a good girl!! Those who knit scarves for the principal are all good girls! Anyone who loves the principal is a good person! Female! Child!
Wha... What is "eyes full of desire, hands stained with blood, and a beer belly that is getting bigger"! (⊙O⊙)!!! Albus climb out of the coffin and kick this author to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!