[Football] Give It a Kick, Pinduoduo

Name: [Football] Give It a Kick, Pinduoduo
Author: Wool Pants

[足球]并夕夕踢一脚

by Wool Pants (羊毛裤)

Status: Ongoing
Length: –
Genre: No CP
Era: Modern Era
Updated: –
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

[Career-Focused Shenanigans]

Good news

The youth academy coach believes Osiris is the most promising striker in twenty years.

Bad news

Osiris got hit by a truck.

A freight truck, and Osiris's leg was broken.

Good news

Osiris got hit by a truck.

A real stroke of luck: a System called Pinduoduo was born in Osiris's mind.

Pinduoduo said:

Kid, if we're brothers, get your buddies to help you slash the price. Three people make a group, and you can group-buy whatever you want. First order for new users requires no group!

Osiris: You can group-buy anything? Can you get me a meal deal?

Pinduoduo replied: Nope.

What a useless System. The meal-deal service next door is better. With this bad leg, only a meal deal will get food delivered to my door.

Osiris ignored the Pinduoduo System.

That is, until one day, dragging his bad leg, he casually tapped a ball beside the football pitch.

The black-and-white ball seemed to have a remote control installed, tracing a perfect arc through the air at an unbelievable speed and heading straight for the goal!

Pinduoduo System: First order for a new user, no group required! Success!

Osiris: You can group-buy that too?!

Notes and warnings:

1. The male lead is half Chinese and half English, but holds British citizenship. His heritage is included to fit the Pinduoduo theme.

2. The story is not set in China.

3. He is a midfielder, the absolute brains of the team, with exceptional football IQ.

4. The Pinduoduo System invites teammates to take a shot that is guaranteed to score. Later on, more people have to be invited to take a shot. (But it's a fake System, something he imagined. The male lead is a complete lunatic and mentally unstable, and is also something of a schemer who keeps his true nature well hidden. He has a very strong desire to win.)

5. The first three chapters are a little angsty (he gets injured), but everything afterward is pure wish fulfillment.

6. The name Osiris means reborn. The male lead's Chinese name is Li Tunan. Tunan means having grand ambitions.

7. The male lead has a facial injury, with a scar on his cheek that will not go away.

Meme screenshot dated 2023.11.16

Theme: Strive to move forward