A slice-of-life comedy
Su Yuewan thinks nobody could have a more colorful work history than hers: the Justice League, the Batcave, Wayne Enterprises, the Avengers, Arkham, the Joker’s gang, and starting her own business by setting up a street stall... Only one of those jobs sounds remotely respectable...
It all started when she arrived in the magical place called Gotham.
Every parent has told their child they were picked up from a trash can.
Su Yuewan heard something similar. Her mom said she was picked up from a river.
She didn’t learn until she was nineteen that it was the Child-and-Mother River.
The unlucky person who drank from it was one of Gotham’s big bats.
Bat dad? No.
Bat mom? Uh, maybe.
Anyway, Su Yuewan crossed worlds from a cultivation series into DC.
Gotham: a city that’s magical in every possible way.
On her first day in Gotham, she stole the small change Big Red Bird had set aside for a spicy hot dog and used it to buy herself a meat-stuffed flatbread.
On her second day in Gotham, she went from a young woman in her prime to a five-year-old genius darling.
On her third day in Gotham, she tried setting up a fortune-telling stall to make money.
On her fourth day in Gotham, she received top-tier job offers from the city’s two major powers: Arkham and the Joker’s gang.
On her fifth day in Gotham, she began her daily life as the ultimate wage slave.
A month and a half after arriving in Gotham, she finally made a dazzling entrance before a captivated crowd.
A month and a half and one day after arriving in Gotham, she joined the Wayne family.
About the welcome gifts
As a student, D naturally received a learning talisman related to studying.
D: What does it do?
Su Yuewan: Its full name is “The Talisman That Makes You Study Even in Your Dreams.” We have an old saying: “Review the old to learn the new, and you can be a teacher.” So this talisman takes you through your lessons in your dreams every night.
Make the most of your sleeping hours.
Big Blue Bird: Then what about this anti-lost tether talisman?
Su Yuewan: It does exactly what the name says! It creates an invisible tether that you can use to tie up your weapons.
Come to think of it, I got the idea from phone charms. I use one of these to tie my phone to things.
About night patrol
Four little birds: There’s no way a Bat kid wouldn’t want to join the night patrol!
Su Yuewan: Unless it’s absolutely necessary, I don’t want to go out at night. Just kick me out of the Bat family!
Four little birds: Why? We don’t want you tagging along, but you can’t be completely uninterested!
Su Yuewan pulls a paper doll with eyes and a mouth drawn on it from her pocket and hands it to Big Bat.
Su Yuewan: I’ll tag along like this.
Big Bat says nothing, but takes the paper doll and puts it on his shoulder.
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Knowledge is something I desire, and so is money. Why not have both?
Who hasn’t dreamed of having a System, preferably one that makes them rich?
On her eighteenth birthday, Li Li’s fantasy comes true. She really does get a System.
A rather odd wealth System.
This System has a strong sense of morality and doesn’t approve of getting something for nothing.
Li Li: Put it in plain language.
System: This System needs you to study. Knowledge is wealth.
Li Li: ???
System: Simply put, whenever you learn a new piece of knowledge or a new skill, you trigger a prize wheel.
You’ll gain knowledge and make money at the same time.
Most importantly, you can keep learning as long as you live.
This is a job for life. This System will cling to you forever.
And so, for the sake of money, Li Li sets out on a path of endless studying.
System: Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve mastered the principles of uniformly accelerated linear motion. You’ve received a cash reward of 5,000...
Then one day, an overzealous senior student offers to share his study materials and thoughtfully explains each one.
System: Ding! Congratulations, Host. You’ve earned a cash reward of 100,000 yuan for studying.
Li Li: System, are you frozen?
System: Congratulations, Host. You’ve unlocked a side quest: “Dating Is No Match for Studying, Stay Single All the Way to a Master’s and PhD.”
Li Li: You want me to stay single until I get a PhD?!
System: This side quest combines dating and studying, with studying as the main focus and dating as a supplement. Lessons aimed at romance come with a cash reward based on the target’s star rating times a variable multiplier.
And so Li Li begins a life of pursuing her dream guy just to study.
The guys: You got close to me and treated me so well just so I’d tutor you?!
Li Li: How can you say that? Didn’t you kiss me? How can you say something like that with a mouth that’s 37 degrees Celsius?
The guys: Then can we stay together?
Li Li: No.
Blurb written: 2023.11.20
Theme: Building a harmonious family where everyone loves one another
Fishing mods and carry-on box mods are a must when playing Stardew Valley, especially fishing, which is too painful.
It's so funny that the villain will sue the parents
You are so diligent, you should have a good rest
"Killing the Queen Crocodile" caught the author a big bug ~
Uh, when will it be updated?
Can I update 100 chapters every day?
If you like [Spreading Flowers], the author will update it soon [Star Eyes]
The author writes well, and it's so immersive [rabbit head with vertical ears][milk tea]
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""The third question, Jason..." This is a big bug for the author~ Is seven or eight years old