Wait, Are You Crazy Too? Qwq!

[We're very sorry, but the entire story has been scrapped and rewritten. Chapters 1-29 were replaced and updated on March 23, 2025.] [Updates follow the rankings! At least 15,000 characters per week!] This story will go premium on Tuesday, July 30. A 10,000-character update will be released then. Check out my upcoming story: My Ability Is Cthulhu [The Not-So-Serious Blurb] Xing Su is a genuine, capital-N nutcase. He's pink-haired, suffers from severe emotional and cognitive disorders, and longs to become normal. After escaping from a psychiatric hospital, Xing Su tries to fit into society by observing and imitating the words and actions of normal people, using them to "adjust" himself. He's always managed to hide it flawlessly. He acts just like a genuinely normal person, and no one knows his secret. By imitating others, Xing Su eventually becomes a police officer. Then one day, a new colleague joins the precinct: a white-haired man wearing a black wig. They become partners, working and chatting together. After observing him for several days, Xing Su decides that although the white-haired man always wears that wig, he's cheerful and sunny, with an upbeat outlook on life. He's a shining example of a normal person! Xing Su nods in satisfaction. Hehe ovo, new material to imitate acquired! So he takes the white-haired man as his role model and starts copying him, imagining that he's taken another step toward becoming normal. Who could have guessed that one day, while Xing Su and the white-haired man are on a street assignment together, the white-haired man suddenly rips off his wig and flies into a murderous frenzy. Seeing this, Xing Su also flies into a frenzy and yanks up the thick utility pole beside him. The white-haired man starts laughing strangely, and Xing Su laughs just as wildly. The white-haired man spins in place, and Xing Su imitates him, spinning at high speed. The air falls silent. White-haired Man, aka Civet: ... Onlookers and police colleagues: ... Only belatedly realizing something is wrong, Xing Su obediently puts the utility pole back where it was. Like a child who has accidentally done something wrong, he asks timidly, "Um... could it be... you're a nutcase too? qwq" Civet: ? - [The Serious Blurb] Civet has met someone who shares his condition (x). Xing Su is beautiful, gentle (most of the time), interesting, likable, and considerate: the perfect partner. But only Civet knows that his beloved is a terrifying nutcase, and a very serious one at that. "If you die, I'll eat your corpse." Xing Su's pupils turn into hearts as he tenderly professes his frenzied love. "Then we'll truly be together forever." Civet has gotten used to this by now. He reminds Xing Su in a low voice, "Su, it's time to go." Su's body and abilities are unusual. Various factions are working around the clock to capture him and study him in experiments. Because of him, Su's identity is exposed. He loses his job, is shunned by the world, hunted down, and left with nowhere to go... No one will ever accept someone like Su again. Except him. "Where should we go?" Su asks, gazing in confusion at the misty world before them. It has just rained in Yokohama. Night is falling, and it's a little cold. "Anywhere," he replies, taking off his cloak and draping it over Su's slender shoulders. Su isn't the one at fault. The world is; Su is fine. The world is sick. - * In this story, Civet has golden eyes. * One-on-one romance, [Civet tops x Xing Su bottoms] * Due to the narrative style, the events in the blurb may take place much later in the story. There aren't enough good stories out there, so let's cook up a delicious one! 778! Author's next story: My Ability Is Cthulhu Author's completed story: My Ability Is a Demon Contract Theme: Face life with a positive attitude. Love can redeem everything.