Wanted: Unfit for the Job

/WIP/ [Planned as a short story under 100,000 words. I'm not satisfied with the current draft, so I'm revising and stockpiling chapters. I'll see everyone again another day.] One day, the Armed Detective Agency took on a case involving a series of murders. The group sifted through the fog and pieced together the clues. But who did they ultimately point to as the suspect...? - The language of violets: [Contemplation] [Happiness] [Longing] [Daydream] [Please remember me] * Armed Detective Dazai x suspect * This is purely a self-indulgent story written for my own enjoyment. Please don't overanalyze it or relate it to real life. * The main story has a standard tragic ending, while the bonus chapter has a happy ending. Upcoming Novel Almost finished! Here's the next one↓↓↓ Please bookmark it~ [Are You Mentally Ill Too, qwq!] A derivative BL romance with Nikolai Gogol as the pairing. [The outwardly aloof, actually tsundere, sincere love-struck warrior, Nikolai ^_^ x the sweet, adorable, eccentric, naive, occasionally unhinged S-type, Xing Su ovo] [One-line synopsis: Shock! That white-haired guy is a fellow patient!] [Synopsis] Xing Su is genuinely mentally ill. He's pink-haired and suffers from severe bipolar disorder and cognitive impairment, and he longs to become normal. After escaping from a psychiatric hospital, Xing Su tried to fit into society by observing and imitating the words and actions of normal people, in order to "adjust" himself. He had always hidden it flawlessly. He acted just like a genuinely normal person. No one knew his secret. In this way, Xing Su used his imitation skills to become an inconspicuous police officer. Until one day, a new colleague arrived at the police station: a white-haired man wearing a black wig. They became partners, working and chatting together. After observing him for many days, Xing Su concluded that although the white-haired man always wore that wig, he was sunny and cheerful, with a positive outlook on life. He was a model normal person! Xing Su nodded with satisfaction. Hehe ovo, new material to imitate, get √ So he treated the white-haired man as a role model and began imitating him, imagining that he was one step closer to being normal. Who knew that one day, while Xing Su and the white-haired man were on a mission together in the street, the white-haired man would suddenly rip off his wig and launch into a murderous rampage? Xing Su saw this and also sprang into action, yanking up the thick utility pole beside him. The white-haired man began laughing strangely, and Xing Su laughed just as loudly. The white-haired man spun around in place, and Xing Su started spinning at high speed too. The air fell silent. White-haired Nikolai: ... Onlookers and police station colleagues: ... Only belatedly realizing something was wrong, Xing Su obediently and silently put the utility pole back where it belonged. Like a child who had accidentally done something wrong, he asked cautiously, "Um... could it be... you're mentally ill too, qwq?" Nikolai: ? - Nikolai had found a fellow patient (x). Xing Su was beautiful, gentle (most of the time), interesting, lovable, and considerate: a perfect partner. But only Nikolai knew that he was a terrifying lunatic, and a seriously ill one at that. "If you die, I'll eat your corpse." Xing Su's eyes had turned into hearts as he tenderly spoke of his frenzied love. "Then we can truly be together forever." Nikolai had grown used to this. In a low voice, he reminded him, "Su, it's time to go." Su's body and abilities were unusual. Various forces wanted to capture him around the clock and experiment on him. Because of him, Su's identity was exposed. He lost his job, was rejected by the world, was hunted, and had nowhere to go... No one would ever accept someone like Su again. Except him. "Where should we go?" Su gazed blankly at the hazy world before them. It had just rained in Yokohama. Night was approaching, and it was a little cold. "Anywhere." He answered, removing his cloak and draping it over Su's thin shoulders. Su wasn't at fault. The world was. Su was fine. The world was sick. * They dote on each other. A story about two people who don't fit into the world, finding warmth and saving one another. * Xing Su has pink hair, so he has some cybernetic traits and signature techniques from a certain pink-haired family. * Su poses no threat to human society and has never hurt anyone. He's trying hard to become a normal person. * One-on-one romance, Nikolai top x Su bottom. * Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs, with possibly a few other series mixed in. . Theme: Love redeems all