Undercover at Jujutsu High, Though Everyone Knows

After Bai Jiu died, a guy calling himself Villain System 818 came to her and told her that if she completed her missions, she could extend her life. From then on, a strange sorcerer appeared in the world of jujutsu. She loved wearing black, always carried a long blade, and often showed up where cursed spirits lurked. Countless people were saved by her sword. Bai Jiu: Nice, I've recruited another cursed spirit underling today. I'll be a great villain in no time! This mysterious sorcerer was taciturn, sharp-eyed, and wielded her blade with deadly precision, like a ruthless assassin moving through the darkness. Spicy Teacher's Scathing Review: Bullshit! That's nothing but fearmongering! One day, he came into contact with her cursed technique and suddenly became able to hear her thoughts. It was a bright afternoon. Her swordsmanship had reached perfection, every arc she cut through the air nearly flawless. He couldn't help watching closely, but she smoothly sheathed her sword and glanced at him with a cold expression. Then her thoughts rang out. [What are you looking at? Got a crush on me?] One Tokyo Jujutsu High teacher: ? [My awesomeness is beyond your reach!] One Tokyo Jujutsu High teacher: ??? Another evening, the sunset red as blood, Bai Jiu gazed at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle. Her black hair danced in the wind, her lashes trembled gently, and the light fell across her in shadow and glow. She looked terribly lonely. Fushiguro, the hedgehog-haired student, sighed. Even someone as strong as her has moments of weakness... Then her thoughts rang out again. [I've been posing like this forever. Why has nobody called me cool yet?] Fushiguro: ...You're sick. Gojo: She definitely has a crush on me. Fushiguro: ? Gojo: She's been posing for so long just because she wants me to call her cool! Fushiguro: You're sick too! -- Reporter: Ahem! Today we're interviewing some members of Tokyo Jujutsu High. (Holds out microphone) Reporter: Bai Jiu, why did you join the school? Gojo (flipping his hair): Obviously, for your handsome and charming teacher Gojo! Bai Jiu (aloof and haughty): For my top-secret undercover mission! Fushiguro (rolling his eyes): For the free meals and lodging. Reporter: Three completely different answers!? All right, on to the next question. Reporter: Bai Jiu, how do you feel about your undercover plan? Bai Jiu (proudly): Flawless! Everyone (trying not to laugh...) Reporter: All right, let's ask the other people at the school. Did you notice Bai Jiu's undercover operation? Gojo (innocently): This handsome and charming teacher Gojo has no idea~ Fushiguro (rolling his eyes): It's full of holes. Reporter: Cut! Next question! Bai Jiu, who's your favorite... Gojo (jumping in): Obviously, your handsome and charming teacher Gojo~ Reporter: ...member of Tokyo Jujutsu High...? Bai Jiu (coldly): I'm a heartless, cold-blooded villain. I don't like anyone! Fushiguro (rolling his eyes): The cafeteria chef. Bai Jiu: ... Gojo: ... Everyone (holding Fushiguro back): Fushiguro, stop telling the truth! Reporter: Bai Jiu, don't draw your sword! Don't accidentally hurt anyone, aaahhh!!!!! -- Bai Jiu: Today... I want to defect... Yuji: The cafeteria lady said they're serving braised prawns tomorrow! Bai Jiu: Then I'll wait... One day later-- Bai Jiu: Today... I want to defect. Fushiguro: Gojo-sensei told the cafeteria chef to make Kobe beef tomorrow. Bai Jiu: Then I'll wait a little longer... Another day later-- Bai Jiu: Today... (interrupted) (stuffed with a mouthful of daifuku) Bai Jiu: (munch munch) Never mind, I'll think about defecting later. Gojo (feeding her): What should we do about Little Jiu always wanting to defect? -- Bai Jiu checks the mission issued by the System: Night Parade of a Hundred Demons. If it succeeds, countless lives will be lost! So she quits! 818: You're really quitting? Bai Jiu: I am! 818: Fine, don't blame me! Bai Jiu: ! 818: I'll tell you the truth! Bai Jiu: ?! 818 (at double speed): Actually, the Villain System is just my side gig. I'm also a Redemption System, so if you really don't want to be a villain, you can redeem villains instead. Okay? Don't blame me, I didn't mean to hide it! Bai Jiu: ... Fine, I'll redeem them! Before long, she quits again! 818: You're bored already, huh?! Fine, fine. I actually have another side gig, which is... Bai Jiu again and again... 818: I have another... Bai Jiu again and again and again... 818: I... Bai Jiu: How many side gigs do you have?! The CP will probably be WTW, unless something unexpected happens. -- Please note: At the beginning, Gojo knows the female lead is an undercover villain, so he tricks her once (the reason will be explained in the story). P.S. The female lead's cursed technique isn't copying. -- Coming soon ↓↓↓ "Outrageous! I Sentence Your Entire Clan to Death!" Qin Zheng has a well-known secret: she's Qin Shi Huang. Her favorite thing to say is, "Outrageous! I sentence your entire clan to death!" The sword spirits have a well-known secret of their own: their master is crazy and spends all day claiming to be the First Emperor. To protect their dignity, their favorite thing to do is convince others that their master really is Qin Shi Huang. Enough talk, she's here. Hasebe: The Empress--has--arrived-- The sword spirits: We welcome Your Majesty! Long live Your Majesty! Long live Your Majesty! Long live Your Majesty! P.S. The main crossover series will be Touken Ranbu and Jujutsu Kaisen (there may be others, undecided for now). The female lead is genuinely crazy at the beginning, then pretends to be crazy. -- Qin Zheng doesn't want much. Just to stay alive. Dying would be fine too. It's just that people keep yelling "Your Majesty" at her like madmen all day long. Though it's another version of "her." Ha... Fine. Then she'll graciously accept the position. At last, she finds a little amusement in her idle life. She'll make the whole world take her surname. (Smiles) -- A madwoman has thrown the jujutsu world into chaos, and the Zenin family is in an uproar. "You crazy woman!" "Outrageous." Qin Zheng plants a foot on his face and smiles faintly. "You will address me as Your Majesty." Theme: As long as you don't give up on yourself or on hope, a beautiful future is sure to come