Opening PvZ in the Style of an Old-School Romance Novel

You have a little house, with a lawn in front and a pond behind.

You think your life is simple but cozy.

But then the zombies break out.

Still, it's okay.

Because he came along with the zombies.

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He is the CEO of the Shining Group, a genius scientist, a man who wears a cooking pot on his head yet is clearer-eyed and more restrained than anyone else. The madness lurking in his eyes could destroy the entire town, including you, his neighbor. People say he never goes near women, but no one knows that's because he's fallen for you.

She is the most ordinary little white flower among the millions of people in town. Innocent, pure, and sweet, she displays a surprising strength of will when faced with oppression. Only someone like her could win his heart.

He and she are brought together by the tangled threads of fate. He and she are destined to spark with love. How thrilling! They've lost themselves in passion! What a fine Plants vs. Zombies!

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There's a zombie on your lawn~

We are the undead.

PS:

Uh, this is just something I came up with while losing my mind. It won't hold up to scrutiny in any respect. It might not be a standard old-school romance, and it might not be a standard PvZ either. Just have fun writing and reading it (heart).

The one next door is finished, so I'm going to focus on this one now! Also, please help me by adding it to your to-read list. Thank you so much~

PPS: I drew the cover myself (shy). It's pretty, right? Hehe.

Theme: Love is love