I Woke Up With Thirty Children

Xie Qingxi traveled a thousand miles to seek shelter with her maternal uncle's family, but her cousin was cold and sharp-tongued toward her. In less than half a month, he'd made her cry twice.

One night, she heard a voice from beyond the heavens in her dream, granting her a System that could help her succeed at every turn and rise to great heights.

Xie Qingxi accepted without hesitation, saying that first, she wanted to make her cousin regret everything.

She secretly slipped her cousin the pills the System gave her. She thought they would give him a bout of diarrhea, but instead, his face suddenly flushed and his body began to squirm.

System: Congratulations, Host! Young Master Su is now pregnant, with twins!

Xie Qingxi: ???

From then on, her cousin suffered from morning sickness every day.

After that, strange things kept happening. The obsessive emperor summoned her to the palace, supposedly to deal with the empress dowager's plans to choose consorts.

The empress dowager held her hand. "I had the Imperial Astronomer check your fate. You are destined to bear children, and will surely ensure the flourishing of my royal family."

Xie Qingxi asked cautiously, "How many grandchildren would you like?"

The empress dowager answered without hesitation, "The more, the better."

Xie Qingxi took out an upgraded multiple-birth pill and fed it to the tyrannical emperor. Ten months later, he gave birth to nine princesses!

A wild steppe khan, with sun-bronzed skin, a firm, full physique, and a handsome, wicked smile, greeted her with, "Woman, I'm taking you back to be my queen. You're strong and healthy, so we'll surely have the strongest princes."

Xie Qingxi fell silent. "Just tell me, how many do you want?"

The khan held up four fingers.

Six months later, the khan returned to the steppe, supporting his enormous pregnant belly and struggling to make it back in time to give birth. After delivering a mixed-race baby, he had to nurse two at once. The four babies drained him dry, leaving him utterly miserable!

A black-hearted, smiling chancellor and a younger stepbrother with a green-tea act both mysteriously disappeared for months, one after another. Rumors spread around the capital that they'd set up private residences outside the city to keep mistresses and illegitimate daughters.

As a bystander enjoying the gossip, Xie Qingxi had a grand time watching the drama unfold each day.

Then one day, everyone realized something was off. Hey, why do all these illegitimate daughters look so much like... Xie Qingxi?

Xie Qingxi dropped her melon seeds.

Sharp-tongued cousin: I gave birth to the first daughter for Qingxi. I was in labor for three days, and now I'm honored because of my daughter.

Tyrannical emperor: Those nine princesses have made my stomach ache. A-Xi should show me some sympathy. Besides, princesses can't grow up without a mother. You'll have to raise the next empress.

Steppe khan: I've got big pecs and plenty of milk. Breastfeeding them myself is great. I'll raise our princesses strong and healthy, and our four warrior princesses will sweep across the steppe.

Black-hearted chancellor: This child isn't very bright. Why don't I give you another one? It would be wonderful if they inherited even a little of your intelligence and beauty.

Green-tea stepbrother: Sister, I'll be good. I can stay home and look after the children every day. It doesn't matter how many you have elsewhere, I can handle them all!

#What's it like when powerful men from every walk of life have my children?#

#If you cross me, I'll make you carry my baby.#

#It's so funny watching powerful men desperately hide their pregnant bellies and hormonal cravings while pretending nothing's wrong.#

(The stepbrother and the heroine are not registered under the same household.)

Important: This is not a multiple-partner story. The men have one-sided feelings or are involved with her one at a time. The pregnancies are like a child being conceived through divine grace, similar to the Mother-Child River in Journey to the West. They're caused by the System, not by any intimate contact with the heroine. By feeding the men different pills, the heroine can choose the number and sex of their children.

The pills:

1. Daughter-Bearing Pill 2. Son-Bearing Pill 3. Twin Pill 4. Multiple-Birth Pill 5. False-Pregnancy Pill 6. Miscarriage Pill 7. Safe-Pregnancy Pill (for an easy birth) 8. Pregnancy-Delay Pill (to postpone the due date) More to come...

P.S. The children in their bellies need the heroine's presence to soothe them, so the men have to find ways to keep her nearby without letting her find out. Otherwise, they'll feel awful. The hormones and the babies also make them unconsciously affectionate and gentle toward her.

This is not a transmigration or transmigration-into-a-book story. There is only a System, given to her by aliens, which is why this is listed under historical romance.

Content warning: The heroine may be dating Male Lead One while Male Lead Two is pregnant with her child. But the heroine will never have a physical or mutual emotional relationship with another man while she is in a relationship. This is not a multiple-partner story.

Theme: Build a harmonious family together, be better fathers, and give the children plenty of attention.