After working for who knows how many centuries, Shi Yi finally received the Quick Transmigration Bureau's Lifetime Achievement Employee Award.
To a wage slave, honors mean little. What she valued was what lay behind the honor: bonus pay for extra hours.
System: "Our goal is..."
Shi Yi: Work overtime to rack up hours! Get every hour bonus! Lie flat and enjoy retirement! Early retirement is the best!
System: ?
From then on, when faced with disastrous starts, Shi Yi forgot her manners, shed the burden of helping others, and let her mental state run wild. Let's skip the missions and cut the red tape, and get straight to clocking up hours!
[Modern World: A marriage pawn who keeps foolishly giving even after being betrayed]
At the engagement banquet, Shi Yi: (puts on sunglasses) (takes huge strides onto the stage) (bows three times to the guests) (clears her throat) Sorry, ever since I saw you kissing your brother last time, I've been feeling rather unwell... I'm now hiring an employee with fair skin, good looks, and a great temperament to marry in my place. Salary negotiable.
Someone among the guests: Not bad. More interesting than an engagement party.
[Cultivation World: The second female lead who's about to have her spiritual roots stolen]
When the people from Xianyun Pavilion showed up, Shi Yi was still making cat food, except...
Shi Yi: (holding her bowl as she crouches down) (munch munch) You say (munch munch) my cat ate the spiritual roots, (munch munch) so could it turn into a human and repay me with its hand in marriage?
"Cat": ? When did you figure out I'm not a cat?
[Infinite-Flow Instance: A human witch in an animal town]
"I heard the great witch is telling stories under the tree this afternoon!"
Shi Yi: (affectionately strokes every fluffy head) Today's story is about... fourteen ways to eat spicy rabbit heads.
Players disguised as animals and preparing to assassinate the witch: ?
[Future World: A cannon-fodder infected subject]
Shi Yi: (blends in with her kind) (crawls creepily) (crawls creepily) (gets grabbed by the scruff) Gah? (attacks everything around her indiscriminately) (fights with thin air)
Researcher: Doctor, her intelligence doesn't meet the standard. She's long been deemed to have no research value...
Doctor: Shh... Say one more word, and tomorrow you'll be switching jobs with her.
Shi Yi: (crawls at a healthy, moderate pace) (eats a coworker) (sends the protagonist crashing into a wall)
Final Boss: Lovely. I like watching this. So cute, I want to...
Shi Yi: Alert dog.jpg
P.S. The small worlds are still being developed and may not be the final version.
No splitting into multiple parts. 1v1. A therapy-abandoning puppy top X a cool, mature female boss bottom. Top-focused. HE.
P.P.S. Who doesn't go crazy at work! (shouts)
2023.10.29
Theme: Life is a wilderness, not a track.
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