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The Fatui have an Executive who is elusive and always traveling from place to place.
Rumor has it that he is richer than an entire nation, with more treasure than the Northland Bank.
Only the Sixth Seat, [The Balladeer], wears a peculiar expression. Of course he knows who they mean--
Xi Xin, codename [Streamer].
He used to be a small-time merchant who could barely support his family.
Then desire got the better of him, and he took in a handsome puppet. To his horror, he soon realized he couldn't afford to keep the household going.
The puppet was simply too high-maintenance.
At last, just as he was wondering whether to sell the puppet so it could live somewhere better, or sell the puppet to make himself a fortune--
He caught the eye of a "strange Vision" and rose to the pinnacle of commerce.
But few people know that his customers all come from other worlds.
"Excerpt One"
Gojo Satoru was bored out of his mind, trapped in the Prison Realm.
Then one day, a livestream suddenly appeared before his eyes.
The streamer was enthusiastically promoting a brand-new product: a "yellow exclamation mark."
"Whatever trouble you're facing, just wear this above your head, and some blond idiot will come solve your problems."
With plenty of money and nothing much to do, Gojo Satoru clicked the "Buy" button.
He had assumed the transaction couldn't possibly go through inside the Prison Realm, which was meant to hold him captive, but the next second a yellow exclamation mark hair clip appeared in his hand.
Figuring he might as well give it a try, Gojo Satoru put the exclamation mark on his head--
"Hello, is your quest not the Aranyaka?"
A blond idiot who had appeared out of nowhere asked him.
"Excerpt Two"
Rumor has it that some of the higher-ups at the organization have recently become obsessed with online shopping.
Every day, they camp out in an unknown livestream.
"What's this egg...?" asked Miyano Shiho, the scientist the organization was grooming, looking in confusion at the egg being carefully protected.
"Have you heard? If you make a Teyvat Fried Egg with this egg, it can bring people back to life!"
Miyano Shiho: "6"
"Then what's this flower that's almost wilted?" Miyano Shiho asked warily, looking at the flower Gin had brought her.
"A Sweet Flower," Gin explained in his usual cold tone. "The organization is already looking for Timmie's chicken."
Miyano Shiho: "? What do those two things have to do with each other?"
"They say that combining Sweet Flowers with Timmie's chicken gives you Sweet Madame, which restores your health."
Theme: Save the characters whose fates leave readers dissatisfied
