Ge Sen had a tattoo he had carried since birth. The villagers were superstitious and called it a "ghost tattoo," but it wasn't one. It was a secret of the Ge family.
Ge Sen also ran a hardware store that had been passed down through generations. There was more to it than met the eye: every tool in the shop could fly, and they could all talk.
Ge Sen had another oddity he was too embarrassed to mention: he was exceptionally well-endowed, but it only worked for one person.
He also had a very troublesome mission: he liked women, but he had to get a man pregnant.
And that man knew nothing about any of this.
Wu Tao had a dream: to become a carefree little hoodlum.
Other people went to university to pursue a bright future. Wu Tao went so he could become a hoodlum in broad daylight, with no one able to stop him.
Lately, though, he had terrible luck. Every time he was about to put his grand hoodlum plans into action, a tattooed giant with a fearsome face would show up and ruin everything.
Once or twice, Wu Tao could write it off as coincidence. By the third or fourth time, he couldn't take it anymore.
Chewing on a blade of grass, he stormed over to the giant and snapped, "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Ge Sen, holding a chain, slowly turned around. "How did you know...?"
"What?" Wu Tao was stunned.
Just then, the chain in the giant's hand suddenly sprang to life and wrapped them tightly together. "You two can't separate until you give birth to the master!"
What the hell! The chain could talk, and it wanted him to have a baby with a man!
Wu Tao fainted from fright.
When he woke up,
Wu Tao stared at the muscular, fierce-looking man and fell into deep contemplation: How do I get this tough, iron-willed guy to willingly give birth to my baby?
Meanwhile, the man, who had lost count of how many times he had to sneak into the bathroom to take care of XX under Wu Tao's gaze, was agonizing as he went: How do I get him to understand that I'm not the one who'll be giving birth?
At last,
On a dark and windy night, Wu Tao snuck into Ge Sen's bedroom.
It wasn't long before Wu Tao's wails came from the room. "What the hell! That's not how this goes!"
Ge Sen wiped away his tears and pressed on harder. "No, you're doing it right. Did you even read the title of this book?"
Afterward, Wu Tao's eyes were red and swollen. Limping into the courtyard, he looked up at the sky and shouted, "Fuck your 'pampered wife' nonsense! You're all a bunch of pampered wives!"
Fierce-looking but righteous, streetwise, and gruff hardware-store owner top x carefree, fake hoodlum but genuinely innocent male university student bottom
1. Size difference x skin-tone difference
2. Two straight men turn each other gay, pregnancy, first time for both, happy ending
3. Idea from July 2023. Blurb has been screenshotted; don't copy it. Note added 2023/10/24.
Theme: With love in your heart, anything is possible.
