A Rookie Cannon Fodder Goes Online to Steal the Heroine [Quick Transmigration]

This novel will be available to subscribe to on February 27, 2025. Three chapters will be updated that day. Hope you’ll come by and show your support! [Cool on the outside, warm on the inside, devoted, ruthless puppy seme] VS [scheming, prone to getting carried away with his own fantasies, gentle uke] [Happy ending, so feel free to dive in.] The newly appointed System was panicking. It had selected the wrong tasker, which meant Xu Tuzhi would have to complete every upcoming mission as a “man.” Xu Tuzhi had only asked for a slightly shorter haircut, but the barber gave him a buzz cut. “...Hey, what?!” The System let out a piercing shriek. And so the System, still in its probationary period, and the tasker thrown in at the deep end began helping each other even as they got on each other’s nerves. Why they got on each other’s nerves: They both thought the other was unreliable. Why they helped each other: The heroines in the mission worlds kept confessing their love to Shen Mo! After the heroine confessed to Xu Tuzhi, he looked at the script in confusion. “System, isn’t the plot going off track?” The System clutched its head and wailed: [Off track? This thing has completely fallen apart!] [World One: The illegitimate son of a wealthy family who takes what he wants by force.] Setting: A high-society banquet. The System began reading the script: Host, you are to play an illegitimate son with a volatile temper and a debauched lifestyle. You must fall in love with the heroine at first sight, then use threats and inducements to make her your caged songbird. Demand that she kneel at your feet and gratefully accept everything you give her. At this moment, you have the heroine trapped in your broad, powerful arms. A smug smile curls your lips, and you lift her chin with one hand, admiring her defiant yet frightened expression. You sneer repeatedly at the heroine, who is as insignificant as an ant, and taunt her: “No matter how pure and aloof you pretend to be, you’ll still end up mine.” The Host wanted to go insane just hearing this script and dialogue. [World Two: The bandit chief who rules the mountain.] Setting: The bandit-infested Canglongji Mountains. The System began reading the script: Host, you are a ruthless, wicked bandit who controls an entire mountain. You must rob the heroine on the road, desire her at first sight, and tie her up to take her back to your stronghold as your bride. Demand that she spend her wedding night with you and bear your children. At this moment, you are acting outrageously arrogant, thoroughly enjoying the fear on the heroine’s face. With a wicked smile, you say, “I wonder what a noble young lady like you tastes like.” The Host wanted to die just hearing this script and dialogue. [World Three: The carefree prince with a roving eye.] Setting: The splendid, bustling capital. The System began reading the script: Host, you are a carefree prince who spends his days drinking and womanizing. Spoiled by your father and mother, you’ve grown arrogant and domineering. Whatever you want, you can have. When the heroine returns to the capital after living in the countryside because of illness, you take a liking to her at first sight and declare your love. When she turns you down again and again, you fly into a rage and deliberately make things difficult for her, picking fault with everything she does. At this moment, you watch the heroine trying to hold her temper. Though you have provoked her time and again, she has to keep putting up with it because of your exalted status as a prince. With a smug, crafty smile, you say, “I have plenty of ways to get an imperial decree ordering our marriage. Do you dare defy the emperor’s decree?” The Host wanted to kneel just hearing this script and dialogue. Once all the missions were over, the System looked at the beauty in the Host’s arms and wanted to go insane, die, and kneel… A few things to know before reading: 1. Mutual feelings, one-on-one romance. Every world has a happy ending, so jump right in. 2. More worlds to come, once the author has wracked their brain a little harder… 3. Enjoy the story and be civil. If it’s not to your taste, you’re free to leave. Please don’t spread negativity or malice in the comments. Coming soon: She Says Nothing, Just Falls in Love, which you can add to your favorites from my author page! Also titled Keep Your Voice Down *Sharp-tongued, gloomy, sensitive top student seme VS sunny, energetic, easygoing puppy uke* *School arc: guileless vs. a heart of coal.* *City arc: photographer VS entertainer.* *Sweet romance + healing + rekindled love* - Guo Er considers herself a “coward,” even though everyone in the neighborhood says she brings misfortune to her mother and father. A town seemingly forgotten by time, and a broken, chaotic family. Her cruel father damaged her hearing. Her timid mother ran away and started a new life. Guo Er stood outside the police station for a long time before finally sending her father to prison. The sharp-tongued old woman then bought her a very expensive hearing aid. The hearing aid often malfunctions, and Guo Er has grown used to the suffocating silence when she can’t hear. Until the still waters of her life were stirred, and someone barged into her quiet world like a force of nature. That person had a loud voice and loved to laugh. They had two little canine teeth. Whenever they kissed her, they would brush against... - Yu Sheng is called in again over a “fight.” Her mother has finally lost patience with her and sends her off to live with her grandmother. Her grandmother lives in a small town with old streets and an unfamiliar new world. Yu Sheng prides herself on being “easygoing,” but she still feels a little down after being sent away. The town’s streets are perfect for cycling. That’s what Yu Sheng likes best about it. One day, she accidentally bumps into someone. They’re good-looking, but have a bad temper. Yu Sheng apologizes. “How much did these headphones cost? I’ll pay you back.” The person simply picks up the broken headphones and says coldly, “If you’re not going to use your eyes, donate them.” Watching them walk away, Yu Sheng holds back for a long time, then mutters, “...Cactus.” But when they meet again later, that “cactus” quietly blossoms by her side. At twenty-five, Guo Er has become a fairly well-known photographer in the industry. She has won numerous awards, gained many fans with her distinctive style, and is constantly in demand, with her schedule booked well into next year. She has photographed all kinds of people and scenery. Then, on her twenty-fifth birthday, she finally photographs the person she will love capturing most in her life. Later, Guo Er asks Yu Sheng, “Why did you become an entertainer?” Yu Sheng drops her cool facade and, as usual, nips at Guo Er’s firm lips with her canine teeth, complaining in a wounded voice, “I was afraid you’d forget me.” Guo Er smiles, returns to her rented apartment, and looks at the photographs covering the walls. She adds the photo she took “fair and square,” pressing it firmly into place. When you miss someone too much, everything about them becomes part of your everyday life. Extra Scene: To everyone else, Guo Er is hard of hearing, so both students and teachers take special care of her at school. During PE class, the teacher organizes a volleyball game. Guo Er fills in as a substitute, and her teammates help her get the ball, carefully watching where she is so she won’t get hurt. Only Yu Sheng on the opposing team jumps up and slams the ball straight at her whenever she gets the chance. Guo Er curls her lips into a smile. “...” Great. Someone is treating her like a normal person. After that, Yu Sheng sends one spike after another her way. “...” Great. She’s not treating her like a person at all! Coming soon: Novel Two You’ve Killed Me Twice Original title: Transmigrated into an Apocalypse Novel to Save the Obsessed Villain Before bed, Song Nian randomly picks an apocalypse novel from the bestseller list. The plot is pretty good, and the ending twist is just what she wanted: the villain ultimately kills the male and female leads and destroys the world. Song Nian gets so excited that she stays up all night, then drops dead from overexertion. The System tells her to save Chen Yang and make her give up on destroying the world. If she does, she can be reborn. Song Nian makes an Er Kang gesture: “No way! The Chen Yang you mean isn’t that antisocial, obsessive, extreme, cold, selfish, murderous, ruthless Chen Yang from the novel, who destroys the world and dies alongside everyone and all the zombies, is she?” ++ ++++System: That’s right. Song Nian: “...” Stop trying to be cute! Song Nian protests: With the villain’s tragic, brutal backstory, she should destroy the world! What right do you have to stop her from giving up on her dream?! System: There’s nothing we can do. Society expects us to promote kindness, goodness, and beauty. Besides, don’t you want to come back to life? Song Nian: “…” To be reborn, Song Nian can only win over the villain, Chen Yang. Since Chen Yang is so “exceptional,” she’s extremely difficult to win over, so the System gives her three chances to start over. First chance: Chen Yang absorbs Song Nian, turning her into nourishment that makes her powers even stronger. Second chance: Chen Yang betrays Song Nian, pushing her into a horde of zombies to save herself. Third chance... The System looks at Song Nian, who is even crazier and more terrifying than Chen Yang, and falls into endless silence. Song Nian, eyes bloodshot, shouts, “Come on! Like I don’t know how to be a villain! You’re all going to die! Nobody gets to live!” Chen Yang patiently tries to reason with her. “Calm down. There are still good people in this world.” Song Nian rolls up her sleeves. “You’ve got some nerve trying to lecture me!” Chen Yang lowers her head in shame. “...” Theme: Be a good person and do good deeds