Falling Head Over Heels for a Demon

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Your name is Hoshino Yu, a British-Japanese man with blond hair and green eyes.

You grew up beneath the Tower of London. From the moment you opened your eyes to the moment you closed them, all you heard was your teacher lecturing you about loyalty to the Queen. Every other sentence was about this mission or that. Your teacher's friend (not really) would occasionally slip you a newly written play, and through them, you came to understand the joys and sorrows of the world.

You became a hopeless romantic, convinced that love was the greatest thing in the world. You were extremely picky about your peers, your teacher, and just about everyone else, and secretly vowed to become a devoted, faithful, utterly perfect boyfriend who would sweep the person he loved into a romantic love story with the whole world as its stage.

You got unbelievably lucky and met your true love. As it happened, he was crazy about you, too.

To strengthen your wonderful relationship, you worked very hard, perhaps a little too hard. But as long as you and your lover could look into each other's eyes and smile, it was all worth it.

Oh, right. Your lover's name is Fyodor, nicknamed Fedya. He's a delicate Russian man.

*Fyodor's version of the blurb

Fyodor met a young man while pursuing his ideals.

The young man's name was Hoshino Yu. He was steadfast, gentle, and sunny.

In a world steeped in sin, he was like a missionary making a lonely, arduous journey. His perceptive gaze saw through every soul. He possessed all the virtues praised by God, and was nothing like the foolish, shallow masses.

The solitary Russian was like a moth drawn to the light, becoming deeply captivated by the young man. So he set aside a part of himself that was human, remained by his side, and grew attached to the atmosphere around him.

He thought that when his ideals reached their end, everything would settle into place, and this memory would become a story engraved upon a monument, shining bright for all time.

Until he waited atop a wondrous tower for his boyfriend, who had jumped off a whale's back, only for the guy to promptly and decisively die right in front of him.

Fyodor: ?

Hoshino: ?

*The male lead's ability is love and magic (more or less), basically a magical boy.

*He's a great fighter and good at summoning familiars (more or less). Basically, he hits people really hard.

*Not your typical Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

*The protagonists aren't on Yokohama's side. Around the middle of the story, there will probably be a lot of fictional foreign writers.

*Sweet romance, trust me. The main story is in third person.

*The love interest is a kind-hearted Russian. Fyodor is the seme.

*From the start, they're lovers with maxed-out affection levels. I'm still figuring things out.

October 8 editor's note: Sorry, I only noticed late at night while reading the blurb that my current writing direction is a hundred thousand miles from my original outline... I repent. I've rewritten it.

Revised January 9, 2026:

Something unexpected came up. I should be starting the Gojo story next.

Blurb follows.

Hello, I'm Sakuragawa Akito, an utterly ordinary high school nurse.

My world should have been as still as a windless lake. My workplace at the high school should have been safe and dull, so much so that by my third year there, I mistakenly thought I'd reached the end of life's road.

Of course, that fantasy vanished the moment I came across a blood-splattered student at the corner of the stairs.

The student was collapsed on their knees, staring at me in a panic. They crawled over, practically sobbing, and asked what they should do.

...Listen, I'm just the school nurse. My usual job is handing out heatstroke medicine and signing notes for your little breaks. I can't turn students who've become two-dimensional back into people. Not yet, anyway.

In any case, I called the fire department first, hoping they'd know how to turn a blocky person back into a regular human.

The phone rang. I calmly waited for someone to pick up, but a white-haired passerby appeared behind me before the firefighters could answer.

...Well, you could also call him a handsome passerby.

Hey, handsome. Do you know how to turn an MC block back into a three-dimensional carbon-based life-form?

Handsome guy who definitely wasn't just passing by, Gojo Satoru: ?

*Reliable strongest man x miraculous school nurse. Gojo is the seme.

*The male lead has a bizarre thought process and isn't quite normal. Don't judge him by ordinary standards.

*Still a sweet romance. Miyi's hopelessly romantic leads are guaranteed.

*Screaming and writhing as I say this: I don't recommend this story to any extreme Gojo fan except those who only like Gojo. I've already done my best to keep things even-handed.

*Click to watch a wondrous creature crash through the world.

Theme: If you want to conquer the world, you must first conquer yourself.