After Dazai Picked Up the Third Zoldyck Son

On a rainy summer night, after a gathering with friends, Dazai left the Lupin bar. Beneath the night sky, the river rushed on, while lightning flashed and thunder rumbled in the distance. "What perfect weather for suicide. Looks like you could get struck by lightning~" he said to his friend as they parted. The next instant, daylight blazed, and a bolt of white lightning struck right before their eyes! Oda Sakunosuke: "...You really could get struck dead." Dazai: "..." After the white lightning faded, a smoking... corpse lay on the charred ground? Dazai walked over and poked the "corpse." "Dead... right?" A bloodied hand suddenly grabbed Dazai by the ankle. At the same time, Dazai met a pair of icy blue eyes. They were the eyes of a killer. Dazai stopped Oda from following through on his dangerous idea of taking this troublesome person in, saying, "I've got space, so I'll take him!" Figuring the guy would probably die soon anyway, he brought him back to the shipping container. He never expected that someone who had been badly injured and on the brink of death the night before would be up on his feet the very next day! Wait... isn't that recovery speed a little ridiculous?! * Bonus scene: Dazai (slamming the table!): "So how long are you planning to stay?!" Killua, who's spent all his money: "Until I have some." A story about two prickly penniless guys huddling together for warmth (not). TIPS: 1. CP: Doesn't want to inherit a fortune, spends money like crazy, prickly white cat X Doesn't want to inherit a fortune, can make money but doesn't want to, prickly black cat 2. They're both 17 from the start! 3. OOC comes standard, with some author-created settings. 4. There may be a crossover with the long daughter-in-law story next door. Blurb tentatively set on 2023.10.21, screenshot taken. Theme: Living in darkness, but keeping your heart turned toward the light